No Bc This Is So True.

modern day sukuna

ac: _jvtll

Shinso is Aizawa son change my mind!

hoarfrost and i

maybe it's just a translation issue but why are quirk names so stupid? 😭

"explosion", "frog", "acid", "erasure", "blue flame", "meatballs"????

i'm sorry but they're so silly

and there's no way at least 10 people don't have the same quirk name

Mr. Compress, in a jail cell.

Guard, standing outside the cell.

Mr. Compress: “Would you like to see a magic trick?”

Guard: “Make it quick.”

Mr. Compress, holding out a deck of cards: “Pick a card, any card!”

Guard, takes a card.

Mr. Compress: “Now close your eyes and hold the card to your forehead.”

Guard, following his instructions.

Mr. Compress: “On the count of three, open your eyes!”

Guard: “1… 2… 3.”

Guard, now standing in the jail cell: “What the—“

Mr. Compress, now outside the jail cell: “Reveal your card!”

Guard, flipping over the card, seeing an Uno reverse card: “Ohhh! Hey, that was pretty good!”

Mr. Compress: “Thank you, I’ll be taking my leave now.”

Guard: “Haha, okay— Wait, no, get back here!”

Mr. Compress running out of the room.

Enabler 🚬

oc: Zev Argyris (he/him)

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heat abnormal

We rly will never get to see touya talk to his MOM or his siblings cuz endeavor couldn't shut the fuck up