Y’all like pickle chicken? I’ll give y’all pickle chicken. AutomaticTastemakerTheorist’s homemade Nashville hot chicken:
You’ll need a pound of chicken (I buy the tenderloins, but breast works too, just cut it into strips). Marinate in pickle juice and a dash of hot sauce for a couple hours.
Make your dunkin’ juice: 2 cups buttermilk, 3 eggs, pickle juice to taste (start with a couple tbsp), Crystal hot sauce to taste (I use like half a bottle, because I like it hot), and a pinch of salt and pepper.
Dunk your chicken like its name is Lebowski and it owes you money. Roll it in flour. Dunk it again. Roll in flour again. Let it sit for about 15 minutes.
Fry it up - I use an air fryer, but vegetable oil on the stove works too.
Make your sauce: 6 tbsp cayenne pepper, 2 tbsp brown sugar, 1 tsp garlic salt, 1 tsp chili powder, 1 tsp paprika, mixed up in about half a cup of olive oil.
Toss the fried chicken in the sauce. Serve on Wonderbread with pickle slices.
Use your leftover dunkin’ juice and flour to fry up some sliced okra. Your tastebuds will thank you. Your arteries, not so much.
Memo To The Media: Chick-fil-A Condemns, Discriminates, And Campaigns Against LGBT People
https://thinkprogress.org/memo-to-the-media-chick-fil-a-condemns-discriminates-and-campaigns-against-lgbt-people-3e2dbb7b8056/
Fuck them for sure.
First of all this is beautiful.
Second of all my first thought was “oh hey it’s Bruise-ifer” and I am going to joke hell now, ok bye.
Some fallen lucifer :( this was greatly inspired by the song 'Saints' by Echos - and by inspired I mean I listen to only that song while I was making this because it just fit the mood for me.
You can pry my Picrew out of my cold dead hands.
Cold.
Dead.
Hands.
(Picrew me has had enough of your bullshit)
i know people are calling picrews cringe and all but i can not hate the simple joy of making and dressing up a little cartoon person and then looking at it and going “it’s me! :D”
Let’s say, hypothetically, I am madly in love with Gritty and Gritney. And maybe I want to be in a Grit sandwich. Are they related? Would that be icky? Or are they just the same species?
I’m asking for hypothetical reasons.
Hypothetically.
Apparently there's a gritney now?
riotrogers from twitter made the gritney costume and it's honestly amazing.
Shit, I’ve been there. Anon, you’re not alone. Please DM the account above (or hell, DM me, I’m usually drunk but pretty nice)
Also, best thing for me when I was in that headspace? Find something you feel strongly about. Love bad reality tv dating shows? Hate the Kardashians? Find someone else who feels the same way and just start talking. My best friendships, the ones who have pulled me out of my deepest holes, have come from shit-talking local politicians we hate (and in one instance, from being equally obsessed with the terrible Flavor Of Love series). And it went from hating/liking the same thing to talking about other things, and being friends, and caring about each other.
hi... im really sorry, but i'm completely alone and am really struggling to find a reason to live... could you maybe do a one note one day post? if not i totally understand
omg ofc
everyone pls boost this
also if you ever need someone to talk to you can dm me
@one-note-for-one-day @one-note-one-day
Second only to Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. I was delightfully traumatized by such art as:
This is one of my favorite childhood stories.
OH MY GOD THE NOSTALGIA
Sesshomaru was legit one of the first anime boys I simped for.
I’m bringing him to some mud hole in Nowhere, Mississippi and teaching him noodling. And then we’re going to have a catfish fry.
Cultural exchange FTW
also did y’all know that solomon’s va’s hobby is fishing and that he’s a fish illustrator on ig 😭
This message is for the late night scrollers, the ones who prowl Tumblr late at night for an escape. Looking for those fics that hit just right, that take away the hurt and make you feel like your comfort character is there, beside you, holding you, loving you.
Take a deep breath for me, in and out. They're there. Can you feel them? They know you struggled today and they're so proud of you! They're so happy to see you even if it's only in the dark, when you're hurting, when you need an escape. They treasure these moments with you, breathing in your scent, feeling you. God, how they love you.
I hope you find the story you need. The one that brings you comfort and peace that follows you into your dreams. I hope tomorrow is better then today and that you remember you are loved, even if the only love you can feel is from that fictional character you adore so much.
They believe in you and so do I, the random girl on Tumblr who's scrolling late at night too.
Y’all know the Bermuda Triangle?
Everyone who got lost there disrespected pronouns in front of Dolly.
You can’t prove me wrong.
“Justin Bieber”
I am dying. I am deceased.
Also, petition to call our gluttonous one Clyde from now on. It makes me think of the big Clydesdale horses, which absolutely are the Beels of the horse world.
Old trend, but I let my Mom guess the brother's names
I gave her a tiny hint, "they don't have Japanese names."
She/her (in the most nonbinary way). Mostly lurking otome blogs because horny on main. Too old for this mess.
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