I Had To Put A Fitted Sheet On A Seal. It Was Very Difficult As Seals Have No Defined Corners And Are

There was a zoo at my school and every student had to take care of the animals except the animals were gigantic freaking lions and alligators. I was assigned a baby alligator and the only task was "make sure it doesn't escape".

It escaped.

eastern europeans how betrayed were you when you found out english only has one word for cherry

soooo funny that marvel keeps completely fucking up Thor’s character and then being like “taika 🥺🥺 can you come fix him please 🥺🥺🥺” and he just does

Heathers (1988)

the man who fell to earth (1976) dir. nicolas roeg

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