Birdless Behavior

My Gorgeous Locks!!! I've grown so fond of them, but alas, they must be forsaken lest the curse on my bloodline ruin my aesthetics :(

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

If you live in the U.S and polls are still open where you are go fucking vote!

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.

he definitely seems like the kind of guy that would put serious consideration into attempting to eat anything vaguely edible looking

zany to me how these um actually nihilists like to pretend that "um actually love/friendship/cooperation/kindness isn't real bc we evolved that way to benefit ourselves as a species..." um YES? that's also where tool use comes from? that's where cooking comes from? am i supposed to think social bonds & tool use & cooking aren't "real" because they evolved over time instead of appearing fully formed from the ether?

sorry u can't enjoy things. im a superior being twirling a fork in my bowl of delicious noodles whilst staring in adoration at the world