LOOK AT THIS! His Mouth Is Stitched Shut With Magic! I Am Like 90% Sure He Literally Cannot Talk About

get stabbin, folks

This is the only day you can reblog this

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Jim Everett-puralia Meenamatta refusing to show in court stating he doesn't recognise any Australian court.....iconic

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

joyous tuesday