I Got This Idea From A Random Fic I Read Somewhere, But I Think It’s A Really Funny To Imagine That

I got this idea from a random fic I read somewhere, but I think it’s a really funny to imagine that in Star trek when humans describe things their pets do, their alien buddies just think that this is another human doing these things because they don’t know earth animals. And like honestly humans have done weirder.

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1 year ago

Random Take or whatever. But I’m re-watching some supernatural episodes and I was so interested in Magda from S12E4 becoming a reoccurring character??? Like the connection she and Sam have in that episode, the fatherly & daughter bond they share about their psychic powers, that little moment she and Sam have in the ambulance where he says that she can call him for anything at anytime???? Please, it’s giving Sabriel love-child. So sad she got killed by an evil Brit in the end :(


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10 months ago

actually sex is fun and casual if you want it to be and serious and sacred if you want it to be bc you make that choice for yourself and nobody else!

1 year ago

Dean gets hit with a love spell during a case and looks at Cas first trope except him and Cas are already together, so Cas and Sam assume nothings gonna change. And nothing really does, except that Dean now openly holds Cas's hand when their out walking around and he holds onto Cas's waist from behind when their just standing and he lets Cas scratch and play with his hair without pulling away from embarrassment and worst of all is the kissing!

Sam will be explaining what they should do next to catch the monster and when he looks up he sees Dean staring softly at Cas and Cas staring softly back which is fine, that's what they do, they stare, so Sam turns away. But when he looks back for the second time he sees Dean start peppering little smooches all over the angels face, just quick kisses on his nose and cheeks and forehead and neck too, all while they both smile dumbly, which is also fine, its not like Sam hasn't seen this before, they were exactly like this in their honeymoon phase at the beginning of their relationship, so he turns away again trying to focus but then he has a question to ask Cas and he turns and- HOLY SHIT THEY'RE MAKING OUT! RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM THEY'RE USING TONGUE AND CAS'S HANDS ARE AROUND DEAN'S WAIST AND HIS HANDS ARE IN CAS'S HAIR AND THEIR MOANING AND SAM NEEDS TO BEAT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH A STICK-


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2 months ago

Quarks be like:

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone


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1 year ago

Idea for any Sabriel fic writers out there, Gabriel can make clones of himself. We know this people, so why can’t I find any fics fluff or smut or otherwise about Sam dealing with Gabriel’s clones. They can ‘entertain’ or annoy him idc I just thought of this and now I want it. idk if the fic exists already or not but if it doesn’t can someone please write it???


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1 year ago

Flash cut to Cas carrying Dean bridle-style away and his voice is just ultra deep and growly and Dean's just all: 😳🥴😍

Meanwhile John is in the background, coughing up blood on the floor and barely living because Cas knew that dean would get a little sad if John did actually die.

All I’m saying is we got to see Dean fight Castiel’s Dad it’s only fair we get to see Castiel physically fight John Winchester


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1 year ago

It's all well and good to assume that Cas doesn't show Dean his true form because he thinks it'll scare him.

But I propose, Cas doesn't show Dean his true form because Dean is very proud of the fact that he's taller than Cas, (Half an inch still counts Sam!) and he regularly teases Cas about being short and Cas just doesn't want to take that away from Dean.

This eventually leads to a moment where Cas does show Dean his true form and Dean just stays silent during the interaction and a miscommunication trope happens because Cas thinks he's scared Dean :(

But in reality, Dean is flustered as hell and is trying to find the right words to tell Cas that he looks super cool/epic/hot in a totally #NoHomo bro type of way.


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9 months ago

I think the reason no-one on DS9 ever tried to make Odo and Quark get along is because the sheer amount of chaos power that they would wield if they'd got along with one another would bring the station to a fiery and destructive end.

I mean you all saw that little moment at the end One Little Ship (S6E14) where Odo was messing with Bashir and O'Brien about their height and Quark just sensed his mischievous energy from across the bar and saddled up next to him to join along the fun and they giggled together about it, those two would ruin countless lives.


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1 year ago

It’s that time again Babes!!!!

Wondering about if Adam goes back to College to get his degree but online right? So sometimes he’s on his laptop and has a book and pens spread out on a table while the tv plays shows or movies in the background. And Adam thinks that Michael won’t care because, he’s Michael. Of course he already knows everything about the human body, of course he’ll probably point out all the inaccuracies of the test Adam’s taking, of course he’ll say that Adam takes forever to learn something basic to him.

But he doesn’t.

In fact, Michael genuinely likes watching how Adam learns, he’s never gotten to see how Adam’s brain focuses on material and then process the content. It’s all very fascinating to him.

To Adam’s surprise he even helps Adam study by asking him questions about biology and stuff. And even if there are inaccuracies in what the professor is teaching Michael will not hold a grudge about it, he just tells Adam the correct answer for the exam.

Later though, when everything is quiet and a peaceful hum hangs in the background, Michael will tell him the true story of how things were actually made, the ins and outs of all creatures and the earth’s biology. While Adam lays against Michael’s apparition’s chest as his eyes start to slip closed, as Michael plays with his hair and lays a hand on top of Adam’s heart. Hearing and feeling the intense thrum of his intelligent human alive and well.

Safe and together at last <3


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8 months ago

I have no idea whatsoever if Vulcans would be able to actually smell pheromones, I just like the idea that some human crew members decide to see if those pheromone perfume things really work and so they put some on and obviously can’t smell anything so it’s a disappointment, but they still decide to leave it on for the day. Flash cut to the Vulcan crew members on board freaking the fuck out thinking they’re going into an early and unexpected Pon Farr because they want to absolutely devour every human that passes by them.


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