So... Whatchu Doing Tonight?

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

I was reading fanfiction and looking at fanart again, and while I find grumpy lover Blitzø funny, I don't think he's a grumpy lover. Have you seen the way he treats people he cares about?

My guy is literally ALWAYS doting on Loona. Constantly giving her affection, constantly giving her gifts, stopping whatever he's doing to go and help her, constantly protecting her, need I go on? Shes literally the only one he actually isn't a jackass to. Like, she can be completely awful, and here he is, defending her no matter what.

With Barbie Wire, while he did sabotage her job, he never once went out of his way to be mean to her, just insulting the people she works with and only getting mad at her because she didn't tell him he was out of rehab. And from what we can see, his is very clingy to her, to the point where it was annoying.

He was a dick to Fizzarolli, but that was before they knew what was going on and when they made up, he's affectionately mean to him and is determined FLABBERGASTED at the way Mammon spoke to Fizz. Like, bro had to take off his glasses to hear that shit.

Honestly, he's a dick to Moxxie, but paying closer attention stuff you can also see that he's still incredibly clingy to him and cares about him a lot, even if he finds him annoying (but also wants to sleep with him and Millie, and literally stalking.???? Yeah, ik it's cuz he wants what they have, but hope the show addresses that instead of it just being used as a joke). I think Moxxie is one of the reasons the fandom believes that he'd be a grumpy lover, but I think it's more about their personality clashes. Blitzø is a Chaotic shit-talking jackass who has crazy ideas for shit, while Moxxie is more reasonable, nervous, and down to earth, which Blitzø believes to be annoying.

For Millie, well, we don't see them have one-on-one interactions much (plz give Millie more attention she's literally so wonderful) but from what we can see, he thinks very positively of Milie and their on great terms, with both of them giving each other nicknames and them enabling each others chaotic behavior. The only downsides that I can see their friendship having is the fact that Blitzø literally stocks her and Moxxie and sexually fantasizes about her, despite Moxxie and Millie being married. Also, Millie referring to Loona as "her bosses hellhound" and treating Loona like a dog, but in the show, Blitzø has only seen her do that once and corrected her once, so I don't think he knows much about that.

This has turned into me analyzing Blitzø's close friendships, and sorry for getting off topic, but talking about how Blitzø would be annoyingly affectionate with Stolas again! From all this, I imagine that if Blitzø and Stolas ever did get into a relationship and get past all their bullshit and trauma, Blitzø would literally just be like, "Oh my Satan, haiiiii😍😍😍😍😍😍😊😊😊😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ how's my favorite prince doing 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚I got you flowers and mice because ily so much❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. Remeber to take care of yourself and take your meds 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺I love you🥰🥰🥰🥰☺️☺️☺️😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️"

Husk: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Angel: *tearfully* It's not a joke I'm a legit snack

What your book called,I wanna read it(also Freddy kinda the first to be a vegetarian bear,mayny that why he didn't attack Gregory lol)

lol. So it's in a app called

Wattpad

It's called

A gay star on my heart (glamrock fronnie)

I will post another chapter soon. At least tommarow or late tonight. Enjoy! (The author is voidness)

This is Husk. Husk loves his personal space.

This is Anthony. Anthony also loves Husk's personal space.

Police: *pulls them over* Excuse me sir, are you with him? Do you need any help?

Glamrock Freddy: He will not talk to you.

Glamrock Freddy: How do I make a date really romantic?

Glamrock Chica: Hm... be mysterious!

Glamrock Freddy: Okay.

*Later*

Glamrock Bonnie: So, where are we going?

Glamrock Freddy: None of your business.

Please tell me this is real

hazbin hotel character twitters

There are three types of ships:

"If you die, know that I love you."

"If you die, I'll kill you."

"If you die, the fucker that dared lay a finger on you will be sorry."

Please rise for the national anthem.

on january 18th 2024 an old alcoholic cat opened his mouth and said “so things look bad-“ to a pornstar spider and i have never been the same since.

No thats not the point, but i dont wanna fight you on this.

More eyebags fans should become acne fans I think acne should get the eyebag treatment