I Don't Know Why I Did This But Take My Huskerdust Backpack Headcanons:

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

LMAO

Husk: blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Angel: God I wanna fuck him so bad.

9. The possibility waving over our heads that there won't be a happy ending.

Things I learned from the Helluva Boss Trailer:

I am going to die

Blitz and Millie Backstory HELLO?!

DORKS teaming up with CHERUB will be so amazing

Moxxie calling Blitz "Blitz" and not "Sir" will be so meaningful

I will SO be here for the Blitz horror scene which will literally depict his worst memorys

I should drink a lot of water because if I hear Stolas singing a song with Verosika Mayday about hating Blitz global warming will not be the only cause for rising sea levels.

An Octavia song?!

I am going to die.

Headcanon: Husk and Angel knew each other as kids.

Let me explain. Husk died in the 1970s when he was in his 60s. Angel went in the 40s when he was in his thirties. SO. They were both born circa 1910. I will fight you on this, they knew each other.

After a lot of research and apple juice, I can (almost) sanely conclude:

My work is finished here.

I wanted to do some studying on spiders, and more specifically: jumping spiders, because Angel Dust is a jumping spider. For my fic writing, I wanted to learn more about the species.

It should have been obvious to me that he was a jumping spider based on his jumping skills we saw in Season 1, Episode 8, but I had to look it up to find out.

My point is, while I was investigating the wonders of these tiny crotch-spawns, I found out that some of them actually chirp.

Chirping for a spider is the equivalent of a cat purring. Spiders usually do it when they’re mating but they also do it when they’ve gotten comfortable around the environment they are currently in.

One problem during my studying however, is that the only spiders that really do chirp are wolf spiders…until I continued my journey.

There are MANY different kinds of jumping spiders that I do not care to name honestly, but I found out that some of them do in fact chirp!

I don’t know what kind of jumping spider Angel is, when I looked it up it wasn’t specific but just IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES OF THIS INFORMATION!

Also, more information I found on my journey is that because they have such great jumping abilities they are also called “leaping tigers”! How funny is that! 😄

How far I had to fucking dig to get this information. I guess people don’t really care that much about jumping spiders 😭

Another thing jumping spiders tend to do is singing. Again, only when finding a mate, more likely to happen than a chirp.

I like to imagine Angel’s voice is like a siren. It attracts folks but the only difference is that they’re entranced by the beauty of it and not just some sort of forced spell for fresh meat.

One last thing: Jumping spiders experience REM sleep. REM sleep is characterized by relaxed muscles, quick eye movement, irregular breathing, elevated heart rate, and increased brain activity. It causes them to dream a lot! This also means that Angel would probably be wiggling, shimmying, curling, and uncurling his limbs in his sleep. He'd probably be a nightmare to sleep with lmao. It basically just means Angel's a vivid dreamer.

I just thought these were nice facts about Angel's kind. Especially considering all spiders are different, I wonder if we'll ever get to meet different kinds of spiders, or if Angel's siblings, Molly and Arackniss are the same kind of spider as Angel.

Learning all about the behavior of cats and jumping spiders has been my favorite thing to do ever since I started hyper-fixating on HuskerDust. It makes their relationship all the more interesting :)

I hate OneDrive, it's a fucking virus. It gets in every file like sand and asks for an upgrade every 2 seconds. I can't get things onto my desktop bc the gluttonous monster that is 1️⃣🚗 says no no no no no no no no no, silly. I store everything in a 1/4 of your PC's storage and ask for money if u want more. Like pleaseeeeee. You gave a TB of storage, let me fucking use it

Day 5! Just doodles of Angel Dust!

HELP I WAS LISTENING TO THIS AT 2AM AND TRIED TO TURN OFF MY PHONE BUT ACCIDENTALLY MAXED OUT THE VOLUME SO MY ENTIRE FAMILY JUST HEARS "POISON!" (WITH VOICE CRACK) PLAY FROM MY ROOM😭

i feel like hazbin tumblr should see this

(the audio is from a few weeks ago when i was drunk💀)

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

I thought you were like... 17 or something. Goddamn, is your vhs tape of Jurassic park a live tape?

REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.