baiswaii
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor
My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor
Reblog if you genuinely think you're fat.
“Fall in love with someone who’s comfortable with your silence. Find someone who doesn’t need your words to know it’s time to kiss you.”
— Clairabelle Ann
smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles
This is the magical metabolism tea.
Reblog and she will boost your metabolism, clear your skin and guide you through a healthy yet fast weightloss journey
pLEASE
im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper
they’re ice fruit pops
Help, what do you call these?
if anyone ever tells you that english isn’t ridiculous remember that the reason why we have a silent b in debt is because a group of guys got together to standardise english spelling and got to the word debt, which at the time was primarily spelled either ‘dett’ or ‘det’. so they basically went:
‘everyone speaks latin, right? so let’s put a silent b in debt. like debitum, which is latin for debt. problem solved.’
also the reason why there is a h in ghost is because when the printing press first came to england the only people trained to operate it were flemmish speaking, and they put a h after g because that’s what you do in flemmish. they put shit like ghirl and ghoose, but the only reason why ghost stuck is because people saw ‘the holy ghost’ in the bible and were like ‘well, that MUST be right’.
so yeah english is a really stupid language with some of the most ridiculous spelling
I FOUND IT SKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKRJDJNRRBDJGH
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
brendon blurbs!! (some are nsfw!) ••••• a/n: these are just random things i though of. i’m sitting bored in class so why not. ••••• -bren giving you little kisses when you go anywhere (literally is it’s the grocery store or taking the dogs for a walk.) and he says it’s bc he will “miss you” -going on tour with him and after a show cuddling in his bunk and watching friends -in the summer swimming in the pool and him yelling “CANNONBALL” and splashing you and the dogs -for your 1 year anniversary he would take you out somewhere kinda nice and treat you like a fucking princess. -when you get home he picks you up (bridal style obviously.) and throws you on the bed -wait can we talk ab that boys LIPS THOUGH?? OOOH -tbh he would so go down on you for like an hour. and he loves every second of it -like you would come 3 times and he would finally be satisfied -anywaysss uhhh, yeah -you guys counting to see who curses more in a day just for fun -uhhh, sex would be amazing obviously. -like him being really slow and passionate then also being really rough. -ok i’m done, bye!!
trying to prove a point to the boys at school
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont
THIS IS WHY I’M PROUD TO BE A RAVENCLAW
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
me: looks at a horse the wrong way
horse: Oh Fuck! *breaks all its legs*
I’m a fucking sucker for “gentle giant” characters like theres nothing better than seeing a character who could crush you but is also a fucking sweatheart
reblog to loose 15 lbs by the end of July ❤️💙
It’s been a few hours, you’ve just been hanging there. You’ve been quiet, too quiet. Usually there’s music playing, or your foot steps could be heard. But today, you’re quiet. Your little sister, who doesn’t normally come to greet you because you lock yourself away, decides to see what you’re doing. She assumes you’re taking a nap, or doing some homework quietly. She runs up the stairs, eager to see, but she comes to an immediate halt. You’re not doing your homework, nor taking a nap. Your music isn’t playing and you aren’t walking around. You’re hanging there, completely still, now just like her. At this moment, her whole world shatters. Everything she has ever known, looked up to, loved, is hanging there by a thread. At this moment, her life has been changed forever. At this moment, she wishes she was hanging with you.
Before you decide to take your life, imagine who will find you. Imagine them walking into a room, and seeing you just hanging there. Whether it be your little sister, little brother, mother father, grandparents, a friend. Imagine what will happen when they find you. No, they will not say “Finally, they’re gone.” No, they will not say “I’m happy they did that.” No, they will not say “I never loved them anyways.” They will die. Their hearts will break. They will hurt, more than you ever could. They will cry, scream, and break down. They’ll believe it’s all just a dream, praying to wake up. Except, they won’t feel that for a few seconds, or a few days, not weeks, nor months. They will feel that until the day they die. Everyday will be hell. They’ll think of you ever second. They’ll hate themselves for not being able to help or save you. They’ll wish they could die too. They’ll want to give up, just to be with you. They won’t be ever be happy again. They won’t smile. They won’t go back to their daily routine. They’ll die every time they walk past your room, or see a picture of you, or think of a memory with you. They’ll think, but stay quiet. They’ll visit your grave, feeling a knife go through their chest every time. And every morning when they wake up, no matter how long it’s been, they’ll wake up to thinking they’ll see you, only to be let down once again. And every night, they will cry themselves to sleep, because even though they refuse to admit it, know you’re gone forever.
Before you decide to take your life, think of your family, burying you. Yes, your own mother and father are planning your funeral. It’s supposed to be the other way around, but it’s not. They’ll have to call the cops, sign a death certificate, pick out clothing, buy a tomb stone, a casket, pick out flower arrangements, and more; All for their child’s funeral. The morning of your funeral, everyone who loves you is wearing black. Tears are streaming down their face, while their heart is breaking. Everyone who you thought didn’t need you, or didn’t care, are waiting in line to see you. They aren’t waiting in line at a party, or a graduation, or at a wedding reception. They’re waiting to see you, hands folded, lifeless, in a casket.
Before you decide to take your life, think of everyone you will be hurting. Don’t you dare say no one, because absolutely everyone will be affected. Your grandparents, won’t have a grandchild anymore. Your parents, won’t have a child anymore. Your brother or sister, won’t have a sibling anymore. Your pet, won’t have an owner anymore. That person you sit next to in class, won’t feel your presence anymore. Your teacher, won’t have a student anymore. That time your grandparents told you no, will haunt them forever, thinking it is their fault, that you are now dead. That time your parents yelled at you, will haunt them forever, thinking if they didn’t yell at you, you would still be here. That time your sibling said they hated you, will hate themselves, because they believe you would still be alive if they said they loved you instead. Those kids who made you feel bad, will wish they were dead too, because if they just smiled at you instead, you would be here. That teacher that said you didn’t meet her expectations, will feel like a failure, because you would still be here, if she believed in you. Everyone, who has ever been in your presence, will hurt, because if they showed you they cared, you would still be here.
Before you decide to take your life, think. Don’t just think of yourself, think of the consequences for everyone else. No one’s life will be the same again. That person who God made specially for you, won’t have you. That happiness that was waiting for you, will never show again. Before you decide to take your life, realize that you may be ending your pain, but you’ll be starting a lifetime of everyone elses.
If you are feeling alone, and think that suicide is the only way out:
My ask is open, and I’m always here. I’ll never judge you. I’ll try to help you.
If you are thinking of taking your life, call:
1-800-784-2433
1-800-SUICIDE
THIS IS SO G*DDAMN FLUFFY I CANT
KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK
Relationship with Phil
big spoon/little spoon: Phil is the big spoon mostly because it’s hard to be the little spoon to a tall skinny giant. Good thing he would much rather face you so he can give you little kisses.
favourite non-sexual activity: Walking around the park on a nice day holding your hand and talking about weird facts.
who uses all the hot water: Phil does because he is busy singing in the shower or thinking of video ideas. “What takes so long you have like no hair.” “I have to find my towel to dry my hands so I can put my ideas in my notes on my phone.”
The most trivial thing they fight over: How to sit on the couch. He wants to cuddle you but it’s hard when he want to have his laptop on his lap. “I am not comfortable like this.” “Try moving your one leg over more.” “I’m not a freaking pretzel.”
who does most of the cleaning: Phil cleans the bedroom because he likes everything in its place. Otherwise, you guys just switch off. “I washed the dishes yesterday. It’s so your turn.”
what has a season pass on their DVR/who controls the Netflix queue: You guys use Phil’s account for Netflix. Usually, you let him pick unless the two of you are in bed and you just want something mindless to slightly watch. Then he lets you pick whatever.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Phil. He mostly bull shits the whole time that he knows what he is doing. But he is damn good at it.”
who steals the blankets: You do. But only because Phil has banned you from putting your feet on him in the middle of the night when there cold.
who leaves their stuff around: “Phil? could you possibly move the light from my side of the bed when you’re done filming?” “Sorry I forgot.” “It’s fine. It just feels like were about to shoot a porno in here.” “Eww, y/n.”
who remembers to buy the milk: You. The both of you will get back when Phil pauses trying to remember if you guys grabbed one. “Love, did you remember that we needed milk?” “Yes, Phil. You were trying to pick out apples when I grabbed it.” “Good.”
who remembers anniversaries: Phil has his shit planned at least a month in advance.
Who cooks normally?: You do. Phil is really good at making sure it isn’t poisoned throughout the process with all his taste tests.
How often do they fight?: Never. If you guys have a disagreement it never escalates to a full blown fight.
What do they do when they’re away from each other?: Phil shoots his videos when your not home because you distract him. Or because your singing in the kitchen doing dishes and he hates to ask you to stop because it’s so cute. When you’re without Phil you are usually with friends because he has made you hate being alone. You were fine until he spoiled you with his constant presence.
Nicknames for each other?: You call Phil Love and Hun. He pretty much has no first name just bean. He usually calls you Love or Pet. If he really wants your attention he calls you sweetheart.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Phil. You insist you can pay and that it’s your turn but he could care less.
What would they get each other for gifts?: You get Phil shoes or candy. He really loves both. Phil gets you that thing in your shopping cart online because he knew you were waiting for it to go on sale.
Who kissed who first?: Phil kissed you first. After your second date, he was dropping you off and just as you were turning to leave he grabbed you and spun you around for a kiss.
Who made the first move?: You were the first one to initiate hand holding. Phil kept brushing his hand against yours in a nervous way wanting to grab it but chickening out. Really you were just filling the space between the two of you.
Who remembers things?: Phil does. “How did you know I even like this?” “I’m sure you told me at some point.”
Who started the relationship?: You asked Phil what the two of you were and that’s when Phil asked you to actually start dating.
Who cusses more?: You. Phil uses fake curse words.
What would they do if the other was hurt?: Phil would rush to you as you tell him your fine. He would continue to bombard you with questions way after even though you have said you are fine like a million times.
I also did a Dan one.
I was being emo and looking at the stars while listening to my dreaming playlist and just as it got to That Part in Breathe from ITH I looked up through my tears and saw a shooting star and now I really believe that everything I’m worried about might be alright. This sounds so fake but I’m not kidding oh my god I am blessed
i don’t make the facts, i state them.
hey guys
today on white culture
i swear to god one of the young moms on my fb said her kid went to another kids birthday party and the birthday boy was named oven