Going To Work 😌

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I'm being completely fucking honest, it wasn't me this time. I think it's someone who likes motorcyclists as much as you do, because I have never experienced "the Spiral" when it comes to watching "silly motorcyclist dancing videos."

i can recommend looking at a few (max like 10 to prevent the Spiral) silly motorcyclist dancing videos to refresh the eyes, purify the heart, embolden the brain, and also water your crops (but also seriously wish you feel better)

Oh that "I'm going to search 7 chests at tilted towers" post was a joke following a trend of posts I've already seen, I'm doing alright! But I will watch silly motorcyclist dance videos just for fun, it's good for morale.

they wont let me in most buildings due to my witchlike appearance

Casting fireball, gimme a minute..

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INVENTORY

It's all ashes. What did you think would happen, idiot?

some of the funniest shit in A New Hope are Luke's reaction to his uncle and aunt being burnt to a crisp and Leia's reaction to her entire planet blowing up, lol.

like...there are no intense emotions under George Lucas

Remembering this one time I was looking for fics to yoinky my sploinky to and Tumblr decided I needed a notebook with La Virgen De Guadalupe on it.

confession: i know everyone hates it, i still want to play starfield whenever it next goes on sale.

boring sci-fi nasa aesthetic.... i love it

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional