No I Will Not Be Giving You The Chip, Mr. House.

some shitpost body pillows inspired by friends ^_^

I turned 19 yesterday. In 1918, I would be married by now, but maybe not because the men would be busy dying in the trenches and being gay. I could also be like that one who just stayed in her house and wrote poems all day (Emily Dickinson)

It’s honestly just disappointing to know that after over 50 years, they finally used this old Star Wars concept art and they just turned it into a scary monster. The original painting isn’t an action or horror scene. Luke isn’t scared. The organism is grazing calmly on fungus and doesn’t even have teeth. It’s sad that they couldn’t let a big alien “spider” just be a gentle baby. Expanded universe lore eventually held that the “spiders” were the immature stage of the *trees* on planet dagobah, which was an awesome concept.

"carnivore diet" is such a rich person flex

Ok so confession as a kid I used to try to run like Sara Steele. Like I'd run with my fists waving in front of me like I was holding swords like her.

Biniali, Sencelles, Majorca.

full offense if someone nuked my nice little settlement i’d literally make it my mission to destroy their life

Joshua Graham

Art program used - procreate

death knight owners: this is Ûthrask Who Laughs Atop The Gallows, hes a fallen paladin-vampire mix, hes 8 feet tall, plants wither and metal corrodes in his presence, and he only eats the hope of the innocent

lich owners: this is Da Evil Skull hes scary lol