They Don’t Even Attempt To Assassinate US Politicians Anymore. You Notice That? Not Since The Anthrax

my friend gave me this funny meme, but it had knight AI art, so I replaced it with art from the public domain instead. It removed the smug tone of a toxic straight male Instagram user in the process but I consider this to be the better version

A Maiden Embraced by a Knight in Armor by Sir George Hayter

Benny wasn’t actually caught by the legion because he didn’t put on a helmet, it’s because he laughed at the name of Caesar’s very great friend in Rome

So, have you made any friends recently? I'd love to meet them if you could introduce me to them!

I have only one friend, his name is Poot and he's a pink bunny! We spend time together very often and we love each other's company :)

personally I wouldn't come within 5 feet of him, but he has the spirit

Fall Out OC (Paul) icon for @bastard-in-armor

danger

shout out to Town of Salem for being the superior old man prequel to Among Us

WHO IS IT

i can recommend looking at a few (max like 10 to prevent the Spiral) silly motorcyclist dancing videos to refresh the eyes, purify the heart, embolden the brain, and also water your crops (but also seriously wish you feel better)

Oh that "I'm going to search 7 chests at tilted towers" post was a joke following a trend of posts I've already seen, I'm doing alright! But I will watch silly motorcyclist dance videos just for fun, it's good for morale.

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

wait you guys are shipping the npcs

what your favourite caves of qud ship says about you

neelahind/eskhind: classic disaster lesbians. probably would have held a repressed requited crush for several centuries if it weren't for the player's meddling. you're a dork and love things like love letters and hesitantly holding hands and slowly but surely bringing out the best in each other qas/qon: you're a monsterfucker, and that means you get to be a monster. your dream is to be part of a dangerously confident lesbian power couple that is destined to take over the world someday and can shoot irisdual beam at level 5, instantly mulching wayward moon kings argyve/indrix: you KNOW they're eccentric gay lovers and you KNOW argyve tops. you may be a bit guarded and can come off as abrasive, and you dream of having someone to show your softer side to, along with have electric sex involving high-voltage arc winders and a two-handed fullerite battleaxe. you're a proud member of the "pariahs" faction tikva/tau: you hate an unhappy ending. why couldn't they have just been together and be one, forever? o uncertain and cruel world! you're definitely "over" that breakup that happened three decades ago under unresolved circumstances