Bastard-in-armor - Not Your Boyfriend (I'm A Woman)

#goals

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

danger

spent way too long on this. will regret it later. I'm never rendering from grayscale again

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

I'm being completely fucking honest, it wasn't me this time. I think it's someone who likes motorcyclists as much as you do, because I have never experienced "the Spiral" when it comes to watching "silly motorcyclist dancing videos."

i can recommend looking at a few (max like 10 to prevent the Spiral) silly motorcyclist dancing videos to refresh the eyes, purify the heart, embolden the brain, and also water your crops (but also seriously wish you feel better)

Oh that "I'm going to search 7 chests at tilted towers" post was a joke following a trend of posts I've already seen, I'm doing alright! But I will watch silly motorcyclist dance videos just for fun, it's good for morale.

I wish I could be obsessed with like planes or something but instead I have to be weirdly obsessed with human sexuality (???) Why did you guys do this to me?? I am not an alien or a robot, by the way.

you people should play caves of qud

I highly recommend trying to check on him in-person if you can; when I've gotten depressed and mentally unwell I usually self isolate + avoid interaction as much as possible and this could last for days or weeks. This is basically the opposite of what you actually need in that state. I assume the same is happening here. Some people might say it's disrespectful or whatever idk idc like people who are not doing well mentally need help and support; checking in on someone isn't the same as destroying boundaries.

So when your friend doesn't respond to 2 texts sent on 2 different days, when is a reasonable time to assume they either got a new phone number or they don't want to talk to you.

misandry is when women say mean things and hurt my (22M 6'5" condom size XL) feelings