Cashiers Should Not Only Have Chairs, They Should Have Raised Platforms To Sit On So They Can Look Down

some of you are offensively gay but it's whatever

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

shit doodle of revan purely from memory I'm going to go look at a picture of revan and laugh now

idk if it's KOTOR 1 or KOTOR 2 but there's a moment when you can say "Where are my slaves" and it made me laugh I can't egen remember the context I need to replay the games

full offense if someone nuked my nice little settlement i’d literally make it my mission to destroy their life

You know, you're different. You're the first woman I've met that I actually liked. As a person, you know? All of the other women were just flesh to me. Just meat. Raw, ground meat that I can toy with like putty and throw around like a disgruntled toddler at dinnertime. You're the first woman that's not just meat to me! Isn't that great? You're the first human woman I've ever known.

You should feel special, really. I could be eating you right now, or worse, but luckily I don't see you that way. Hahahaha.

some of the funniest shit in A New Hope are Luke's reaction to his uncle and aunt being burnt to a crisp and Leia's reaction to her entire planet blowing up, lol.

like...there are no intense emotions under George Lucas

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