Ancient Proto Life Form From Before Souls Were Evolved Just Woke Up Which Is Probably Fine

full offense if someone nuked my nice little settlement i’d literally make it my mission to destroy their life

It’s honestly just disappointing to know that after over 50 years, they finally used this old Star Wars concept art and they just turned it into a scary monster. The original painting isn’t an action or horror scene. Luke isn’t scared. The organism is grazing calmly on fungus and doesn’t even have teeth. It’s sad that they couldn’t let a big alien “spider” just be a gentle baby. Expanded universe lore eventually held that the “spiders” were the immature stage of the *trees* on planet dagobah, which was an awesome concept.

Yay, I've been tagged.

Last song: Outside - Childish Gambino

Favorite color: Slate blue

Last TV show: Blue Eye Samurai (it's really good)

Currently watching: Nothing

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Savory? Kind of a bland, eats-bagels-plain person myself

Current obsession: Being anxious about procrastinating but not actually doing the thing I'm procrastinating on

Last thing I googled: "Do intelligent people drink more" (I wanted to see the data so I could complain in my head about how biased it was) (not every study is created equally)

Tags: @goobied @starwarsrebirth (you guys are the only friends I have on tumblr besides Joey who tagged me on this lmao)

chain post was long so i'm restarting it, thank you for the tag @dr-deathdefying !!!

Last Song: Bang Pop by Free Energy

Favourite colour: green (at the moment 💚)

Last TV Show/Movie: I Love Lucy

Currently watching: Doctor Who (rewatching/random classic who eps)

Sweet, Spicy or Savory: savoury

Relationship status: in a relationship <3

Current Obsession: Doctor Who forever and always

Last thing I googled: still life with oysters and lemon

tagging @whycellothurr @youcouldbewonderful @lurking-latinist @heimeldat @sokkalore @sightofsea and anyone else who wants to share <3

wait you guys are shipping the npcs

what your favourite caves of qud ship says about you

neelahind/eskhind: classic disaster lesbians. probably would have held a repressed requited crush for several centuries if it weren't for the player's meddling. you're a dork and love things like love letters and hesitantly holding hands and slowly but surely bringing out the best in each other qas/qon: you're a monsterfucker, and that means you get to be a monster. your dream is to be part of a dangerously confident lesbian power couple that is destined to take over the world someday and can shoot irisdual beam at level 5, instantly mulching wayward moon kings argyve/indrix: you KNOW they're eccentric gay lovers and you KNOW argyve tops. you may be a bit guarded and can come off as abrasive, and you dream of having someone to show your softer side to, along with have electric sex involving high-voltage arc winders and a two-handed fullerite battleaxe. you're a proud member of the "pariahs" faction tikva/tau: you hate an unhappy ending. why couldn't they have just been together and be one, forever? o uncertain and cruel world! you're definitely "over" that breakup that happened three decades ago under unresolved circumstances

arthurian dashboard simulation

🦌 jovesganymede

lancelot kind of homophobic for killing that giant just for keeping knights in a dungeon to whip. or jealous 

🧅 villeinous

morgan le fay needs to stop trying to fuck her way about the table round and come to my hamlet. out of the way chastityboy i’m about to get it

🧅 villeinous

jesu i have been trapped for a year to be drained with diabolic sex

🐗 hungryserf

op where is this happening. the diabolic sex

✍🏻 tonsurance

we need to get gawain off the streets every time i check in he’s killed twenty more knights when does it end 

🔮 preeminentwycche

i heard he was unicorning for older het couples 

🫂 merlinbignaturals

serial killer AND bad bi rep 

🖼 theilluminatedmaid

reopening commissions !! <3 the farm has been razed to the ground again and even one would help so much

🖼 theilluminatedmaid

i just got a guinevere x lancelot commission from MORGAN LE FAY ?? 😭😭

🫘 t4tgwencelot

she’s actually so real

🦌 jovesganymede

need her

🐻 strongandtrue

if i saw merlin i’d kill him with a hammer

✝️ spiritussanctus

actually some of the most disgusting shit i’ve ever seen on this hellsite all you freaks unfollow me rn if you find this shit funny. those are real knights with real families. i bet op is a fucking gw/ncelot too

🪰 wretchedesthive

lancelot isn’t going to fuck you

⚔️ roundtablewatch

sir kay spotted in camelot

🐗 hungryserf

girl who cares

🫦 nakedasaneedle

likely place for him to be

you people should play caves of qud

some shitpost body pillows inspired by friends ^_^

you're stuck in a box with no holes for air

this is how it feels to try to get a job in 2024

Addressed by who, because some of these are ... interesting

why are there so many people who fetishize MLM in roleplay communities. If I see you describe a relationship with two men as "yaoi" I will run for the hills. Goodbye