Quarantine Is:

The Sims 2 Castaway stories is the best Sims game and I'm not taking any criticism

Me entering the classroom having listened to War and Peace for 7 hours straight running on 4 hours of sleep, coffee and anxiety

I woke up to a bumblebee flying around in my room

I jumped right out of the bed and closed the door

My room belongs to the bumblebee from now on

when you're a time traveler but you had to travel back to the present because the doctors were shit back then

You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

Thank you to Sand for being my role model

He's someone I relate to very much and I see so much of my romantic tendencies in him

Only he does draw boundaries. He does have self-respect. He refuses to give up his integrity

Thank you so much maybe I do have a chance at a fulfilling relationship

so this is what fanfic writers mean when they write an italicized oh

people who discover gay soap operas never go back to western media

my silly little gay shows satisfy my need for queer stories with low stakes zero deaths and a lot of fucking

gmmtv the sponsor of my daily fix of gayness

the fact that RWRB came out the same week on only friends is so fuckin funny to me because people who only watch western media are really so desperate for queer content that ive seen people waxing poetic about so many (non) things meanwhile i'm out here SCREAMING at the top of my lungs because Mark Pakin violated privacy laws to put a sexy selfie onto a customer's phone and WON

rooftop kisses will be the end of me

pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

dreamworks villain type shit

never in all of my years would i have expected to characterize a company’s rebrand as “actively hostile” and “potentially endangering lives” yet here we are

for context, that X sign is dangerously bright, directly faces an entire apartment complex, and to top it all off it fucking strobes