WHY ARE THEY ALL FROM CANADA HOW DO WE MEET IF YOURE IN CANADA MY GOOD SIR

I won’t

I’m embarrassed I even know what the water sports tag is I’m crying bro

Anyway how to not feel absolutely disgusting all the time

aw thank you i try

I love you too dad :)

you ever go from “I am gonna amount to nothing”

to “I am going to be so cool when I grow up and people are gonna be able to look up to me and think, I’m just like him, I can live and be like him”

”you uncultured swine cop!”

Correct your language accordingly

Highk i think we need to stop associating cops with pigs bc pigs are really cute and deserve more respect. And we cant replace it with any other animal either bc nature is beautiful and law enforcement isnt

I know you know I’m a burden.

Which you’re desperately trying to get rid off.

im thinking drugs but that too

What’s the closest thing to dying that’s not dying

hey don’t cry. every single transandrophobic post you see is actually just one of fite-club’s ten thousand alt accounts. yeah it’s okay. no one except him actually thinks like that

Brooo, I start feeling suicidal for the stupidest shit

I CANT HAVE A PARASITE BECAUSE I AM THE PARASITE YOU HAVE A PARASITE BECAUSE YOU HAVE MEE