I Love That I’m Like A Little Side Character On My Housemate’s Blog And That His Followers Find Me

if only we met sooner

if only we had met sooner

i might be really good at golf now

and although you’ve been practicing

you’re still losing at mario kart somehow

if only we had met before

we might have two cats (or four)

we might have been to turkey

and brought home several more

if only we had met earlier

i’d be joining you at the football matches

then we’d go back, have some dinner

then head to bed where i give you back scratches

if only we had met a two years ago

which is when you first saw me

you might be ready

and maybe i would be too

but i guess now we’ll never know

i love him so much i’m in tears

this and when the hurt wasn't intended and wasn't their fault

Wanting to be comforted by the person who hurt you is a different type of pain..

Colin: Hey Anthony, can I have some dating advice?

Anthony: Just because I ended up with Kate, doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

okay but, hear me out here, i actually had a relationship and it lasted and i wasn’t depressed

But this is an odd way to phrase things?

in case you didn’t know, i’m fucking gay

Harvey Guillén as Guillermo de la Cruz in What We Do in the Shadows FX

pretty boys

The after Pen glow effect is strooong, especially for a man who wanted to throw himself in the gallows just a few hours before this