Latest Posts by beetlebabey - Page 6

Aghhh my heart, honestly I have so much love for Alex and can't even explain it, he is so precious and he is such a great actor.

Oh babe, We love you too!

You guys..... he did it. Alex did it. He changed the fuck brigadoon line to “fuck music man”

no one:

absolutely no one:

bj when he’s bored at the deetz household because lydia’s at school:

Hot take:

OG Movie!Beetlejuice: A sewer rat. Disgusting gremlin. Bites peoples’ fingers off. Has so many disease. Gives other respectable rats a bad name. Still houses fleas that carry the bubonic plague.

Animated Series!Beetlejuice: A ferret. Precocious little spooky noodle but still loving and soft. Gets into mischief but never wants to hurt anyone. Stinky. Likes being held.

Musical!Beetlejuice: A raccoon. Adorable and round and soff. Bad with humans, hisses often. Eats garbage regularly. Only washes hands, the rest of him is filthy, so his claws always look cute.

Look i’m obsessed with this stinky rat demon from hell now, bear with me  

Thanks but read the post properly

So basically an anti saw my last post and clearly didn't read that I said no one would have a problem with Beetlejuice X Lydia if Lydia and that was my main argument but they clearly ignore that, commented and then blocked me so, I couldn't see the comment so I decided to see what it said in my browser and this is what it said for those who also couldn't see it.

Do not witch hunt or harass this person, I blocked out their name too and I do not condone harassment and if I hear any of you who follow me has done that I will block you.

SAD

Small rant

Okay so basically this is a rant about the antis.

So I'm getting real annoyed with antis since most of these antis seem to ship Beetlejuice X Adam and that's fine so to their logic if Lydia was a dude, they would probably ship it and say it's okay because he would one of their "Precious UwU soft yaoi Bois" because we all know most of them are fujoshi which are fucking disgusting.

Fyi: Fujoshi are girls who fetishize gay men and alot of the time ship two guys together for the perpose of them being gay and having a usually very sexual relationship and these fujoshi write "lemons" of these two male characters because all they seem to think that gay men only exist for their fantasies of their OTP

Some people just don't like the Musical because they prefer the movie more and because to Musical doesn't stick to the original story of the movie, I personally love the musical and movie but some people tend to prefer the movie especially since it came out before you were born.

When someone has that they ship beetleb*bes in their bio but they also say they hate the musical

This is so fucking cute and I love it

The fact that all of my nb icons can and will stab me without remorse is bringing me joy.

Double Trouble.

I love my NB fashion icon model.

lgbt furbies cause i found some that look like pride flags!!

The beetleman and his mood ring hair

July 2018 vs. November 2019

Beetlebabes is canon in all three iterations

Sorry not sorry 😊😊😊

🥀💀Here comes the bride💀🥀

Same honestly

Antis: this ship that you like and I don't is morally reprehensible because xyz etc...

Me:

This is the tea

Beetlebabes Discourse

You know there’s been something on my mind for a while recently and I think it’s about time I actually put it on Tumblr. In my opinion I believe that if Lydia was a boy or if Beetlejuice was a woman or Beej was conventionally attractive at all I don’t think that people would have that much of a problem with the ship. Because seriously I’m pretty sure that if it was gay in any sense then people would not care at all then again there are some people who don’t like Sebastian and Ciel together which I can understand with that, but still I’m pretty sure it probably won’t get as nearly as much hate as it does now. Same thing goes for if Beetlejuice was conventionally attractive. Like don’t get me wrong Michael Keaton and Alex Brightman are very very handsome men and I know that more people gravitate more towards the musical version of Beetlejuice because they think Alex is very very attractive but you also have to take in the fact that they have to put on a lot of make up Michael especially had to do a lot because he had the rotting teeth and his skin was white and had moss everywhere on him, which makes sense since he is supposed to be a rotting corpse but still I really think that if I didn’t have that much make up on either of them then people probably wouldn’t have that much of a problem with it. Take Twilight for example now I love twilight but I do you know that people have their problems with it because they say that Edward is very creepy because he admitted to watching Bella in her sleep and stalking her. But that doesn’t change that they still end up together and also that Edward is over 100 years old and Bella is 17 at the start of the series. Another good example is Buffy the Vampire Slayer, now I will admit I haven’t seen all of Buffy and it has been a while since I’ve seen it but I do remember that Angel is I believe several thousand years older than Buffy, who is 16 at the start of the series. They then break up and then over time she ends up with Spike a vampire who has a literally try to kill her on more than one occasion prior to them dating. My last example is the anime Inuyasha yes he is physically around the same age as Kagome who’s 15 but, you have to remember that he is 500 years older than her and there’s also the people who ship her with his older brother Seeshomaru, who is 700 years older than her, and he’s about physically maybe 19-20 years old. The same thing also goes with his love interest Rin but that’s a whole other can of worms that I’m not going to get into today. The point is that all of these guy are physically attractive and as I said above I do believe that if Beetlejuice was physically attractive and we probably won’t have a lot of people hating on the ship, same goes for if it was gay that’s my two-cents on the matter. You can civilly dicuss it in the comments or send me asks on the matter.

bless the good place for “soulmates aren’t found they’re made” like your soulmate can literally be anyone who you love and take the time to build a strong relationship with they be big braining

We're all shipping the movie version or Musical version, if anything people who decide to ship the cartoon version they always age Lydia up, so please shut up Karen

i mean the literal official description of the beetlejuice cartoon says "Adventures of the ghostly con-artist and his 12-year-old pal, Lydia." but go off ig

I've seen this post everywhere holy shit 😂

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

Me when antis pop up on my feed

Me when beetleb*bes shippers pop up on my feed

Scary Movies

Things had been quiet in the Deetz house.  

With the Maitlands and Deetzes off doing their own thing, it left Beetlejuice and Lydia plenty of time to goof off together without fear of anyone barging in and interrupting.  Beetlejuice had never been one for quiet, easily a ghost fueled by creating mischief and terror, but with Lydia, it never seemed quite so taxing.   He actually found it…nice.  On rare occasions.

When she invited him to her room for a movie, he couldn’t help but expect a little more out of the invitation.  “Spending time together” easily ended in hot and heavy make-out sessions between the two and he could only assume that this time would end up no differently.  Which was why it was a surprise when he found out that watching a movie was exactly what she wanted to do.   As Halloween quickly approached, Lydia had gone on a binge of watching all the old Halloween movie favorites and was begrudgingly dragging the poor poltergeist along for the ride.  

Tonight’s feature was about a group of witches hungry for little children and youth and while the premise sounded promising, he quickly discovered this movie was not the one he had expected from the description.  The witches were idiots.  Even he knew that wasn’t the right way to do it. 

As the movie droned on, his attention began to waver.

Lydia had curled up next to him, arms folded in her lap, her eyes focused on the screen ahead.  Every now and then a chuckle would erupt from her body, a smile tugging at the corner of her lips as she did exactly as she said she would.  Watch the movie.  Well, he could change that.  He slid his arm around her waist, nothing.  Using his other arm, he wrapped it around her front to pull her closer to him, nothing.  A grin slid across his face, placing a couple of quick kisses along her cheek, nothing.

Beetlejuice frowned, groaning loudly as he threw his head back in defeat.  “Come on, babes, this ain’t even scary.  Turn it off and I’ll give ya a real fright.”

Lydia continued to stare at the screen, her eyes never wavering for even a moment.  “You’re not even paying attention.  It’s not supposed to be scary.”

His face contorted.  Not supposed to be scary?  “Then what’s the point?”

“The point is I want to watch it, Beej.”  Her voice was quiet but harsh as he continued to distract her, her eyebrows furrowing as if to get onto him without even batting an eye.

Beetlejuice was quiet for a few minutes, desperately trying to watch the dumb movie despite the fact that he still hadn’t extracted his arms from around her body.  She didn’t seem to mind.  Or at least, she hadn’t removed them herself.  The realization caused his smile to quickly return.  “Come on, babes…”  His voice lowered, low growls rolling from this throat as he placed a soft kiss on the side of her cheek.  “Surely, there’s something more fun we can do.  I know I can think of a couple things…”  He chuckled darkly, pressing one more kiss on the cheek of the unshakable girl that sat beside him.  

Finally, some eye contact.  Lydia’s dark eyes shifted towards him and his grin widened.  She pursed her lips for a moment, humming audibly before finally responding to him.  “Not now.”  The small girl reached up with a coy smile, patting his cheek a couple of times.  As she ran a soft hand along his stubble, it made him positively giddy to finally have some sort of reaction other than the cold shoulder he had received since they started the movie.  “I really wanna watch this and then we’ll find something fun to do.  Promise.”  Placing a quick kiss to his jaw, Lydia’s attention quickly shifted back to the movie.  His face fell, obviously agitated by the answer he received.  It had seemed hopeful for at least a minute there.

“But-”  Before he was even able to retort, she leaned against his shoulder, resting her head into the crook of his neck.  The warmth from her body slowly filling him as he loosened his grip around her waist.  In an instant, he felt his body relax.  He had spent the afterlife that he could consciously remember in complete overdrive.  Days going by in a flash, centuries over in the blink of an eye.  Meeting Lydia had changed all that.  She gave him something to hold on to.  Something that forced him into slow motion and actually appreciate the time he was able to spend with her.  It was a strange feeling.  One that he didn’t seem to mind the longer he spent with her.

It seemed even those feelings weren’t able to actually keep him under control.  Touching her had become a drug, the warmth, and life that flowed from her body only made him want to explore even further.  Over their time together, he had been pretty good at coaxing her into all sorts of problematic positions, but it was easy to see her mind was made up.

He huffed in defeat, focusing instead on the fact that she had snuggled even further against him.  The warmth that flowed from her body only drawing him in further as he held her, easily lulling him into a more comfortable position.  While he obviously hadn’t cared about the movie before, he had lost all interest in it by this point.  His eyes trailed her body as she focused ahead, a small smile pulling at the edge of his mouth.

Over time, he grew comfortable in this position until her breathing slowed and a quiet snore could be heard coming from the girl in his arms.  How the hell had he gotten so lucky with her?  He had done more than enough to be damned for eternity, but here he was, head over heels with a teenage human girl.

Sighing softly, he pressed his cheek against her head, smiling at the closeness the movie had offered which he guessed was okay if he wasn’t going to get what he truly wanted.  And in time, he felt himself easily losing consciousness.  While ghosts didn’t need to sleep, being this close to her made him feel at peace and from time to time, he felt himself being drawn deeper under its spell. 

Luck had never been on his side, but it seemed with Lydia, that was all changing.

art from my friend, Anxious Elphie <3

Can read on AO3 here!

I'm sorry 😂