This Is Me Btw. If You Even Care

I keep seeing the haiku bot on my home feed..... I'm baiting it here

born to dilly dally forced to lock in 💔

maybe you cant. but i can

can you make this ask transparent...

No I cannot lol

renaming my phone to “five opossums in a trench coat” so whenever i airdrop something to someone it says that five opossums in a trench coat would like to airdrop you something

revolutionary

baby ocelot call that an ocelittle

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

I threw it to the bottom of the ocean

save me ibuprofen

do it coward

why do boogers smell like that