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Crochet Pokemon made by MissJenny

One of my classmates just said that when he was 6 all his teeth fell off cause he kept chewing doorknobs

Outer definitely, it's just weird for me to imagine tears rolling down the sides of someone's nose

When your character cries (from emotions, onion juice, etc, it doesn’t matter), do the tears track down from the inner corners of your character’s eyes first, or the outer corners first?

FUCKING MYNE

She NEEDS to fucking die, jesus FUCK she is such a bitch. I want to rip her jaw from her face, thrust it into her chest, turn it a full 360 degrees, RIP out her FUCKING HEART AND SHOVE IT DOWN HER GOD DAMN THROAT!

And the king can suck a dick too!

The fuckin’ top right has me dying, oh lord

Mood.

This is just the book scythe

You’re in a future society where death by disease, old age or unnatural causes is completely eradicated because society is just THAT advanced. To curb overpopulation, a group of people are chosen to kill citizens at random. You’re one of these people

 One day, during a school monitored duel between two aspiring wizards in a lesser used tunnel, one of the young wizards, a young boy in blue robes barely in his teens, casts a spell that produces a bright light which redirects all incoming spellfire. The other spellcaster, an older boy perhaps 15 in green robes with brown trim, upon seeing this spell and knowing it’s effects, since it’s one the earliest spells learned in the schools curriculum, launches a transformation spell two feet from the light’s surface to curve the spell towards his true target.

 Unfortunately, one of the common folk of the area happens to be driving his son to preliminary school. This paired with the fact that the green and brown wizard’s miscalculated his spell’s trajectory, resulted in the son and father present in the car do be transformed into raccoons. The father, after registering this change jumps down from his seat and lands on the break pedal. After abruptly bringing the car to a stop, he jumps back on his seat and checks if his son is alright.

 The father receives confirmation of his child’s safety and gets out of his car to address the now towering mages of his misgivings. The taller of the two looks away in embarrassment while the other quietly giggles and undoes the spell with a simple hand gesture. The boy in the car is also reverted back to his original form.

 After walking back to his car, the father the looks at his son, then his raccoon footprints in the dirt, points towards them and says.

 “And THIS is why you don’t miss the bus!” He says with a mildly amused tone and a small smile on his face. The boy laughs and then stares as the wizards go back to their duel.

Image Prompt

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Pépin, did you see my baguette?

spiderman windows

If you look closely enough at the furniture in the rooms of the windows of the sides of buildings, you’ll see that the furniture is just like painted on the wall. And I remember seein’ somethin’ about tricking the human eye into see 3D objects from things that are divots, and the example they used was a cartoon dinosaur head and this post got of track already anyways, just thought I’d tell yall that

BELLAIRE

Hawkeye #17 - “The MBC Wintertime Winter Friends Winter Fun Special” (2014)

written by Matt Fraction art by David Aja, Chris Eliopoulos & Jordie Bellaire