Anybody else seeing ads for Intuit QuickBooks with our lord and savior, the one true God, Danny Devito, or is it just me?
One day, during a school monitored duel between two aspiring wizards in a lesser used tunnel, one of the young wizards, a young boy in blue robes barely in his teens, casts a spell that produces a bright light which redirects all incoming spellfire. The other spellcaster, an older boy perhaps 15 in green robes with brown trim, upon seeing this spell and knowing it’s effects, since it’s one the earliest spells learned in the schools curriculum, launches a transformation spell two feet from the light’s surface to curve the spell towards his true target.
Unfortunately, one of the common folk of the area happens to be driving his son to preliminary school. This paired with the fact that the green and brown wizard’s miscalculated his spell’s trajectory, resulted in the son and father present in the car do be transformed into raccoons. The father, after registering this change jumps down from his seat and lands on the break pedal. After abruptly bringing the car to a stop, he jumps back on his seat and checks if his son is alright.
The father receives confirmation of his child’s safety and gets out of his car to address the now towering mages of his misgivings. The taller of the two looks away in embarrassment while the other quietly giggles and undoes the spell with a simple hand gesture. The boy in the car is also reverted back to his original form.
After walking back to his car, the father the looks at his son, then his raccoon footprints in the dirt, points towards them and says.
“And THIS is why you don’t miss the bus!” He says with a mildly amused tone and a small smile on his face. The boy laughs and then stares as the wizards go back to their duel.
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Hawkeye #17 - “The MBC Wintertime Winter Friends Winter Fun Special” (2014)
written by Matt Fraction art by David Aja, Chris Eliopoulos & Jordie Bellaire
Why is this so TRUE!?
Having access to WiFi which doesn’t work is so much worse than having no WiFi at all.
Outer definitely, it's just weird for me to imagine tears rolling down the sides of someone's nose
When your character cries (from emotions, onion juice, etc, it doesn’t matter), do the tears track down from the inner corners of your character’s eyes first, or the outer corners first?
She NEEDS to fucking die, jesus FUCK she is such a bitch. I want to rip her jaw from her face, thrust it into her chest, turn it a full 360 degrees, RIP out her FUCKING HEART AND SHOVE IT DOWN HER GOD DAMN THROAT!
And the king can suck a dick too!
This is just the book scythe
You’re in a future society where death by disease, old age or unnatural causes is completely eradicated because society is just THAT advanced. To curb overpopulation, a group of people are chosen to kill citizens at random. You’re one of these people
Dope
Crochet Pokemon made by MissJenny
I think you just mean artist
Cat artist.
1's next, that's why it's nervous
It’s this time of the year once again, the passing process!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!
Wish you all the best and success!!!
Last year process :)
Y'know... I've never seen a single episode of sailor moon
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