Paris Hilton, The Next #cameragirlcollege #homeworkreceipt #WIPO #Patent

Here is the skip and the trip in three shakes or less.  For Safety’s Sake.

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Where iAlexander Begins - In one SMS

iAlexander has one problem: Alexander runs the FBI while the FBI goes to jail.

I, Alexander is prepared for resources to run The FBI

I, Alexander, I am FBI Operations Team Leader

Dear Angelina, taking a break from vacuuming

Hi AJ, I have been running the vacuum thinking about Atlanta and thinking about Los Angeles.  I hate Los Angeles.  And what I have learned so far about Atlanta; they hustle out of the hate.  And when you see me in my element you will know why we took the trip.  Also, I need the money.  The Best, Alexander

(Alexander Erickson)

Alexander maps out TabletOne for Family Shopping and Calendaring

(Alexander Erickson)

This is the conclusion to the KimWest BadCop Files

Dear US Army Recruiting,

I am going on a honeymoon with these women.  when I get back I am going to run the army.  start me out here.  right here.

AlexanderComesOutAsAL4CYtriplicate by Alexander Erickson

this is a rugged lovestory and the first time I mis typed her name

Alexis Texas is my beauty pageant winner that is receiving this opportunity as a career advancement makeover.  I have contacted Rolling Stone and 21st Amendment Brewery about scheduling an advertising campaign to get to know Thea and take the chance at planning a sour beer for national distribution.  The rumors have her listed as DROPOUT and me her copilot applicant WALKOUT.  We both were in line for astronaut training camp as kids and were met with recruiters carrying Russian intelligence bug zappers. 

Together we are applying to join NASA through innovative social communication with Functional_Folklore for componentry and engineering people.

Together we may become the Alexander William Erickson and Alexis Texas Thea Samper copilot NASA application.

Dear Professor Michelle Sinclair,

You made me a colorful spade and I found your black & white.

ALways ALexander

I really Agree With You, College Walking is Going to Be Different.  The First Day, everyone walks to turn in their homework.  And once that cliche mess is over and we have double stepped around the velodrome we will commence College with ALEXANDER WILLIAM ERICKSON BORN JUNE 29