A Quote To Catch Up On The TUMBLR That I Missed, Just In Case Y’all Here Are Having A Bad Day.

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

Holy Christ that’s ME WHAT

I’m so sorry but yes, I am. This is what I’m doing in place of sleep.

@bigsta you like the blog so far? :]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

man I fucking love Christmas and being jolly and shit but DESPISE winter why the fuck is it so COLD

Fun Fact: you see that long limb-like extra on its head jutting forward? That has a ton of electricity that comes off of it (at least I think it’s electricity) and kinda uses it as some sort of giant sword meant to decimate whatever comes across it. It also has some sorta shield around its head area that can take artillery strikes that are meant to take it down multiple times.

The little blue robot man that’s probably barely 6 ft can take it down on its own.

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

hey so tumblr just told me I got 100 likes on this and I am so confused why yall are eating this up I probably thought this up at like two in the morning

Okay, so I had an amazing idea that totally won’t flop.

So yall remember the Player comic series? The one set in Undertale where the player transports themselves in the game, talks a bit with sans, repeatedly gets forced out for some reason, helps Frisk gain free will during a genocide run, goes full pacifist but it resets, confronts Gaster, and gets their happy ending (from when I checked last). Yeah, the one with the gray skinned kid with black & red clothing.

Well, we take that idea and apply it to Deltarune (with proper credit to the original creator, of course). I think it’d be fun to see, considering now, Kris has something to argue with & free will, while the player would have to explain how they got into this predicament to Kris without saying the whole “your life’s a game” thing if he’s with others.

I’d actually get to whipping shit up now, buuuttt I can’t draw for shit and I don’t got no money to pay people. Still, good idea!

So, hear me out..

Jim Carey’s The Mask + Caine from the recent Gooseworx animation, The Amazing Digital Circus = Spamton G Spamton from Deltarune

I just realized, the TF2 mercs would probably THRIVE in madness combat. Well, not thrive, thrive is to imply they wouldn’t be on the constant brink of starvation and stuff, but they’d certainly do well, that’s for sure. I’m imagining them hiding and bunking down in an abandoned building or something, Engi has a nest set up, the only weapons that have followed them into the strange world of stone and death being their primary guns (along with special ones that are needed for the character to function their main role- so Medic would keep the medigun, and Engi would get his wrench. If you wanna shake the Tupperware box a bit, you can make it so that some characters like, say, Scout, only get their melee or an improvised weapon, and Demo as another example could get the Eyelander & shield along with his sticky & grenade launcher, considering I can both see him pushing and rushing intruders and also setting up traps at the main doors and watching on some sorta improvised camera feed to see if anyone that ain’t the mercs is swinging by), and they’re just in there staving off whatever comes at them, blowing holes in raiders or scavengers and taking turns on a mock-“night watch”, considering night technically never comes and never leaves.

A crossover anything would be actual peak I swear.

okay so I didn’t wanna comment on the whole tubi ad shit but their little hat people are expanding

there’s the cowboy kid and now there’s a wizard guy who looks like he teaches high school algebra

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