REAL. Man I Could Go For A Sandwich Right Now. Buttered Toast And Anything Between Would Be Stellar But

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Fun Fact: you see that long limb-like extra on its head jutting forward? That has a ton of electricity that comes off of it (at least I think it’s electricity) and kinda uses it as some sort of giant sword meant to decimate whatever comes across it. It also has some sorta shield around its head area that can take artillery strikes that are meant to take it down multiple times.

The little blue robot man that’s probably barely 6 ft can take it down on its own.

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

Yall ain’t ever gonna believe who my buddy just met

meow.

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Happy trans visibility day or something I have zero concept of time

I can see you now.

You cannot hide.

(Do not go hollow, friends.)

pingas

mer krisma