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Fuck it.

If this post reaches 10k notes by the end of. Say. March 2023. i’ll read the entirety of Homestuck.

Do it fuckers you won’t.

Some rando: This character should not have the chance to become a better person

Me: Why

Same person: Because they are a bad person!

Me: But what if that character was allowed to become a better person so that they are no longer a bad person?

Same person: You’re an abuse apologist