Bitcrusherr - Maxx

Idk if I sent u this b4 but I like this pic of my dog sitting in cardboard. He looks like he's committed crimes

PLSSSS HE LOOKS LIKE HES BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS

yayyyayaya!!!!!

the kids i teach have never watched the original jumanji.

I had a dream n u were in it but u didnt look lile you but it was u n we qere at a playground n we were talking but idk what about n then someone came over saying smth n then idk i mentioned atsulucy. Anyway you were in my dream I thought u should know this

ATSULUXY

@degenerate-mystery-inc-whore and I met on Tinder. And she is by far my best friend on the face of the Earth. I tell people that I’m in a QPR with a girl I met on Tinder, and often CisHet people are quick to ask things like, “Have you kissed,” or, “So you’re basically dating then?”

Sure, once I dressed as Lady Dimitrescu and shoved her against a wall, but that was just one time. Really? What’s amazing about our friendship is her calling me at midnight to tell me about a new Lego-train workaround she found. Or me talking for an hour about my favorite Godzilla films over the phone when I’m lonely. It’s making soup for her when she’s sick, and her making damn certain I eat when finances are tight.

I love her very dearly and I will never regret swiping right on Tinder.

This is my favourite song rn and I need to share it with someone or I will explode

IT WONT SHOWW 💔

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i am. eating the psychosis out of your brain with a little dessert spoon

i think its diseased

wait wait wait mutuals rb this with a description of ur voice

Being able to spmewhat read french is so funny. Janvier gay is so much funnier than gay january