Bitcrusherr - Maxx

hello..

i watched evangelion. yay!

OH MU GOD YIPPEE YUPEE YIPEPE!!!!!! asuka liker.... asuka liker.... hello....

Gotta love how Atsushi imagines Dazai handling this situation with calm confidence.

He envisions him standing tall among the wreckage like the calm after a storm. Dazai who knows exactly what to say and what should be done because he always does..

Meanwhile Dazai’s actually handling this situation by rolling on the floor in an anxiety burrito.

He’s a complete mess of limbs and emotions with thousand yard stare in his eyes.

Just incoherently screaming about the signs Chuuya! The signs!

Mooooooooom!!

Yess?

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

“Yes I can give you a reason to live” said the man with the most dead inside stare in human history

Dazai is so kind ❤️

heyy!! 😱 what happened?? 😰

deactivated old blogs. cuz i thought i was being stalked but im alr now

Headcanon: Chuuya being on the ceiling is never planned—it just happens.

One second, he’s standing like a normal person. The next? He’s casually upside down on the ceiling like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

Half the time, he doesn’t even realise he’s doing it. Someone pisses him off? Gravity shifts before he even thinks about it. Need to get out of a conversation? Ceiling. Dazai being insufferable? Ceiling. Need a moment to process? Ceiling.

At this point, the Port Mafia barely reacts. New recruits get spooked when they realise Chuuya is watching them from above like some kind of feral gargoyle, but the executives don’t even bat an eye.

Meanwhile, Dazai has an entire catalogue of dumb jokes. “Flew too close to the sun again, Slug?” “How’s the weather up there?” “Should I start leaving food on the ceiling for you?”

One day, Chuuya’s going to lose patience and dropkick him from above.

Might make this a running series of HCs.. someone please draw feral gargoyle Chuuya on the ceiling I will love you forever...

YES！