For Real 😭

sometimes im not even sad when i cvt like i’ll literally just be watching a vireo while slicing and dicing

Superman: And that’s why we should meet them.

Batman: Huh?

Superman: We should show them that we’re not hostile.

Batman: Hah!

Superman: Ok, I see your point. What if we were to meet on neutral grounds?

Batman: Hmm…

Superman: Yes, I think he’d be a good choice too.

Batman: Huh.

Superman: Well, he’s met them before and he’s familiar with their customs.

Batman: Hrm.

Superman: That’s decided then. Green Lantern, Batman and I feel that you should be the one to lead this diplomatic meeting with the Ungarans.

Batman: Hn.

Green Lantern: I’ve been standing here with the two of you the whole time yet I feel like I’ve missed an entire episode of a series. Do the two of you have telepathic powers that I don’t know about?

I was reading batman/superman AND BATMAN THINKS CLARK IS GOING TO DIE AND HIS FACE :(((

My hero actually DID his job!

It had been a political meeting with the big media, as Vlad had to listen to other citizens talk about their heroes and complain about how they have more supervillains and damage. As a reporter, asked Vlad, the mayor of Amity Park, what he thought about it. He himself didn't talk about villain attacks or similar.

Vlad:" It's not my fault that your heroes are failures."

Yeah Vlad insulted every hero and city just with 1 sentence.

Politician angry from Metropolis:" What the hell are you talking about?"

Vlad:" How many years did your heroes fight their villains in your cities with collateral damage?"

Someone from Gotham said, " Maybe now 20 years maybe more."

Vlad:" The hero in Amity Park only took 1 year to show all his villains the right path, that they dropped being evil, and only once in a while visit to fight the hero without any damage to the city other than that place where they fight."

Vlad had built an Arena for it; it helped both Ghost and Danny fight and train.

Many of them are silent, as if they couldn't believe 1 word to say, " Impossible. Our heroes tried it for so many years."

Vlad:" If your failures did their job, you wouldn't have any villains years ago. So, yes, I don't think your heroes do their jobs."

Vlad then didn't talk anymore about this theme; he got bored of it.

And for the media and politicians, 1 online search and they saw Vlad told the truth... And they were kind of angry and confused. How comes that boy in 1 year fixed all his villain but someone like Superman or Batman wasn't able to do it for years!

Frfr, I love that feeling, it's like getting high, your heart races, hands shaking, you sometimes get weak and dizzy once you're finished, the feeling is euphoric, I really love it ❤️

The euphoric feeling i get when the blood is dripping from my cvts can't compare to anything else in this world

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but i feel like i dont have enough reason to lose my sober streak

Clark, walking in the Watchtower: hey guys sorry I'm la--

Hal: WHAT'S. ON YOUR FACE.

Clark: ?? My eyes? OH, you mean my beard! Yeah, I'm trying a new look. Do you like it Ba--

Bruce, trembling: I have to go (smoke bomb)

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Alfred: Bruce. Please get up.

Bruce curled into a little ball of horny and feelings: kill me Alfred. Please

Alfred: Maybe after dinner