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My hero actually DID his job!

It had been a political meeting with the big media, as Vlad had to listen to other citizens talk about their heroes and complain about how they have more supervillains and damage. As a reporter, asked Vlad, the mayor of Amity Park, what he thought about it. He himself didn't talk about villain attacks or similar.

Vlad:" It's not my fault that your heroes are failures."

Yeah Vlad insulted every hero and city just with 1 sentence.

Politician angry from Metropolis:" What the hell are you talking about?"

Vlad:" How many years did your heroes fight their villains in your cities with collateral damage?"

Someone from Gotham said, " Maybe now 20 years maybe more."

Vlad:" The hero in Amity Park only took 1 year to show all his villains the right path, that they dropped being evil, and only once in a while visit to fight the hero without any damage to the city other than that place where they fight."

Vlad had built an Arena for it; it helped both Ghost and Danny fight and train.

Many of them are silent, as if they couldn't believe 1 word to say, " Impossible. Our heroes tried it for so many years."

Vlad:" If your failures did their job, you wouldn't have any villains years ago. So, yes, I don't think your heroes do their jobs."

Vlad then didn't talk anymore about this theme; he got bored of it.

And for the media and politicians, 1 online search and they saw Vlad told the truth... And they were kind of angry and confused. How comes that boy in 1 year fixed all his villain but someone like Superman or Batman wasn't able to do it for years!

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but i feel like i dont have enough reason to lose my sober streak

Sameee

I wish sh was normal so I could do it and nobody would question or care if they saw it

I feel so guilty for cutting sometimes since people have it worse

like people are dying from war and I’m here in my bedroom slitting my arm becuz of a minor inconvenience 😭😭

For real.

please he’s just a fucking kid :(( he’s supposed to be at school and making new friends :(((

Frfr, I love that feeling, it's like getting high, your heart races, hands shaking, you sometimes get weak and dizzy once you're finished, the feeling is euphoric, I really love it ❤️

The euphoric feeling i get when the blood is dripping from my cvts can't compare to anything else in this world

person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now