I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):

“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.

“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.

“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.

“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”

“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”

“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

I love this so much

oof, paiting wet shirt is a pain in the ass

If someone said to me — “I was dominated, soul, brain, and power, by you...I worshipped you. I grew jealous of every one to whom you spoke. I wanted to have you all to myself. I was only happy when I was with you” — I’d just fuck them instead of killing them in my attic. rip to dorian gray but I’m different

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

♥ ATTENTION PUPPIES AND CARETAKERS!!! ♥

THIS is bake-a-bone! It’s roughly $18 on Amazon!

It’s retailed as a way to make homemade dog treats! BUT it’s pretty much just a waffle iron! So, you could use it to make treats for puppy space! You could use pancake batter or waffle batter or CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE BATTER, and make super cute, super realistic pup treats!

This has been a PSA~

♥ Do not interact if you think little space or pet space is inherently a kink! ♥

"He really puts the petty in petty crime"

My bf about Erik💀

I think about this Mayerling on a daily basis

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