This Was NOT On My 2024 Bingo Card

yes even before the pandemic

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I’m not pointing fingers but... the electric bill has gone up quite a bit since Mothman moved in

Thank you! I’m not here for everyday smut! I’m here for aliens! Be weird!

Lowkey sometimes feel like Shakarian smut should be weirder. Garrus is an alien and I think we should lean into that funky, strange, space raptor shit.

Covid shut down Renaissance Festivals just in time for the Witcher popularity spike. Saved us from countless Jaskiers preforming Toss a Coin to Your Witcher every 10 feet

The cup song would have been the worst thing to experience during the tiktok era

What kind of alcohol do y’all think Mothman would like best? Trying to win him over with and nice home cooked meal and drinks