Everyone Is Always Talking About How Everyone Learns At Their Own Pace, But That Only Seems To Apply

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

And he drank it all

you go to college and no one wants to play warrior cats anymore. bitch we need to take back sunningrocks.

the gang's all here!!

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

odysseus: whaT DO YOU MEAN MOVE THE BED????

penelope: oh sorry i thought we were playing the ask stupid questions game

I literally can’t make eye contact with you without grinning like an idiot omg

those bombs were my drugs when I played botw

missing babe so much right now

you’ve saved me so much weapon durability in botw and i want to u to know u were appreciated

u cut my trees

u kaboom’d my bokos

i love u