i would be the perfect girlfriend please give me one chance
two besties at a boring function close-ups! 💕🔥✨
color version // line version // close-up 😃✌️
my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now
arachkids
Rumour has it, although the King of Ithaca had returned to his shores, his throne remained empty for the better part of a year.
Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.
Love men who get horny from mundane things. He needs to go through a man’s equivalent of ovulation when he sees you folding laundry. He has to feel like he needs to be sedated because you were humming while making coffee. He should feel like he’s in heat simply because you giggled at something in your phone. It would be borderline offensive if your simple existence did not send him into the world’s most frenzy of All Time actually
i <3 menial tasks. for srs.