I Know I Don't Really Write These Types Of Fics, But I Will Let You Know That They're In My Drafts

random headcanons

warnings: slightly suggestive/smut + talking about swallowing transfluid, periods and breeding so pls mdni if you are sensitive to these topics!

(fem!human!reader x cybertronian)

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I always imagine if cybertronians and humans did have kids it would be like:

Cybertronian + human = humanformers, or

Cybertronian + human = organic-like bot?

humans and cybertronians can breed and you can't tell me otherwise. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Tough transfluid is harmless to the human body, swallowing too much can damage the intestines.

Cybertronians see humans like little pets/hamsters:

easy to kill, fragile, and very very emotional.

I think it's funny to think that you gotta explain to someone like Ratchet or another mech that periods are a normal thing and they just stare at you like: 😨

Do NOT play an type of explicit song when around your cybertronian partner because, they will ask questions, they will do research and they will try to attempt.... *cough* *cough* ... moving on-

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smut/valveplug, mdni!!!

Do you ever think cybertronians have those intrusive thoughts?

your walls clenching around their spike, begging for them to go faster while they just whisper sweet things into your ear. Saying how tight you are and how good you feel. And speaking of feel your partner always wanted to fill you with their transfluid so you could carry their sparklings and be so round and full with them. Just the thought makes your partner want to fuck you dumb til your begging for them to stop because you feel so overstimulated but they don't even listen to your pathetic whines and whimpers because all that's going through their mind is:

must breed. breed now. must claim. must breed. now.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

damn. that was like my first time writing valveplug 😭

Ramiyah

Melanie loves her but she can be SUCH a smartass sometimes (I only drew the socks cuz I can't draw shoes😭😭😭)

Can I request confession HCs for older Steven x reader? (Btw love your work :3)

thank you!, I'm glad you like my work!

𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙃𝙘𝙨!

(reader is gender neutral)

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When Steven finally starts to build up the courage to confess, he gets so nervous.

Normal people usually just say "I like you" when confessing but Steven is a planner.

He'd probably take you somewhere cozy, have flowers (if you like them) and all that cheesy stuff. (he's such a hopeless romantic <3)

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Steven had told you it was a surprise but you weren't sure what is was. He covered your eyes with his hands:

"𝙊𝙠, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙣𝙤𝙬"

you finally opened your eyes, and saw that Steven had really planned all of this for you.

"𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣... 𝙄𝙨... 𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚?"

you smiled at him, taken back at how beautiful the scene looked

"𝙐𝙝, 𝙮-𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙝 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨"

He chuckled, returning your simle.

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Before even thinking about confessing, he asked the gems (mainly Garnet) if he should confess or not. And they obviously say yes

He'd play guitar for you after settling down at what he's prepared for you.

When hours had passed and the sun starts to set, thats when he finally confesses:

"(𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚), 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠. 𝘼-𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚. 𝙎𝙤... 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨... 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙚?"

You were shocked, sure you've had a crush on Steven for a while but you never thought he'd want to date you. You kissed him on the cheek and smiled

"𝙊𝙛 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚"

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𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠/𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒: 𝐼'𝑚 𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑖𝑓 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡! 𝐻𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦𝑒𝑑!

AWW TYSM IT'S SO CUTE I'M CRYING

PLEASE NEVER STOP DRAWING, I LOVE IT AND IT MADE MY DAY

Haha get loved on @slvt4branch hope this makes you smile >:3

my friend just sent me this

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I cannot explain how FEARL this made me

........i may have unlocked something that might be very concerning to humankind......

PLEADE I HAD TO DROP EVERYTHING I WAS DOING SO YALL COULD SEE THIS

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THE “KILLSHOT BABY” PART HAD ME FROTHING AT THE MOUTH I WANT HIM SO BADDDDKENDKD

THE CLIPS. THE AUDIO. EVERYTHING IS PERFECT.

YESSS I'M GIGGLING SO MUCH RN ❤❤❤❤

could you draw my trollsona trying to become friends with Feral!JD???? (he looks so squishable >:3)

The first step in befriending a goblin a troll:

Bargaining (via cheetos)

Troll sona belongs to @itzstarzwrld

sorry it took so long! Also I like their hair it was fun to draw

general romantic HCs for steven x reader?

sure! for this one, I'm mainly focused on older Steven!

𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙍𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝘾𝙨!

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To start things off, he is the best cuddler you could have.

If you need/want to vent or just talk about something, Steven is always there to listen to you.

If you two are able to fuse, he will never shut up about it.

Going for a drive at night just to slow dance and look at the stars is a must! It's his way of showing how much he loves you!

He doesn't like it when other people ruffle his hair but you? He literally melts whenever you do.

He enjoys PDA (as long it isn't in front of the gems).

At first when you two started dating, he was nervous about what the gems or his dad might say, but they accepted you with open arms!

If both of you were to argue (which rarely happens) Steven would probably be the first to apologize and would be able to work out whatever issue there is.

No matter your physique, Steven will always love you for you!

He will fight for you, he is your ride or die.

Steven hates to see you hurt, but nothing his magic spit can't fix!

Overall, Steven loves you till the very end.

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𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠/𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒: 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑂𝑂𝐶! 𝐻𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦𝑒𝑑!!!

edit: it's posted!

really random thought for a su fanfic but imagine if Greg never existed and you took his place during the events. Just thinking about it makes me curious, meaning you and the crystal gems raise Steven all together. Just something really random.

THE WAY ROSIE IS LOOKING AT HIM IT'S TOO CUTE I CAN'T 😭😭😭

Trying to figure out how to draw Bruce and I gotta say what a happy guy, this guy is just so full of joy good for him good for him. Also he is totally like favorite uncle, he’s got that fatherly aura about him.

(GROPY AU😞💔)