Me, Pointing To Directions For A Lab: I Can't Read This!!! I'm Illiterate!!!

me, pointing to directions for a lab: i can't read this!!! i'm illiterate!!!

my friend: didn't you finish a 500 page book in a day once?

me: my past does not define me.

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1 year ago

*me, getting out of my dissociative state to log back on my mdzs bullshit for a hot second:* there really wasn't much of a choice for Nie Huaisang but to send those girls with Jiang Cheng. No matter how upright Lan Xichen was, he didn't trust him enough to play the role of a neutral judge given how close he was to Jin Guangyao. Nie Huaisang couldn't take care of that part without disturbing the wishy-washy persona he carefully crafted for himself in front of the entire world. But Jiang Cheng? Relentless. A dog with a bone. He'd get to the bottom of the matter and dig out all the facts in less than 2 hours, never mind if someone he should be cultivating strong and stable alliances with is at the centre of the storm. Trust the leader of the sect represented by the flower that blooms in the mud to lend his ear to a servant girl and a prostitute.

1 month ago

imagine: the di angelos being legacies of victoria (nike)

it makes sense when you think about the fact that nico was essential for the success of two great prophecies (making percy invincible, rallying hades’ army, convincing bob to help percy, leading argo II through the house of hades, dragging the athena parthenos across the globe)

this also goes hand in hand with my hc of the di angelos essentially being like the addams family  bc imagine everyone in his family just has rly clear Sight, and nico eventually finds out he still has a mortal family. he’s nervous to meet them, because what if they don’t like him? but then he gets startled by how openly and warmly they greet him because their grandparents have told them stories about maria di angelo and her godly paramours and they’re so eager to know him and he’s never felt more accepted.

1 year ago
Au Where Nhs Doesn't Have To Girlboss And Can Just Be Malewife
Au Where Nhs Doesn't Have To Girlboss And Can Just Be Malewife

au where nhs doesn't have to girlboss and can just be malewife <3

1 year ago

There must be at least someone in the south that think of them as lovers, build a temple based on that idea. There is no way no one ships them

There Must Be At Least Someone In The South That Think Of Them As Lovers, Build A Temple Based On That
There Must Be At Least Someone In The South That Think Of Them As Lovers, Build A Temple Based On That
10 months ago
Part Two! ✌🏻
Part Two! ✌🏻
Part Two! ✌🏻

part two! ✌🏻

2 months ago

Do NOT think about Zukka x Cardigan by Taylor Swift unless you want it to envelop your soul

~

But I knew you'd linger like a tattoo kiss

I knew you'd haunt all of my what-ifs

The smell of smoke would hang around this long

'Cause I knew everything when I was young

~

Them getting so close leading up to Sozin’s Comet and then growing apart again after because of their respective duties

Mutual long distance reminiscing and pining over what could have been if they had met as emissaries of their nations in a peaceful world.

Zuko helping with the reconstruction effort and finding boomerang, Sokka building a fire and only being able to remember the warmth and smell of Zukos bending

They were both so young, so young, too young for the world to have been placed on their shoulders. They knew it was their responsibility, even now, they uphold their duties with straight backs and faces. They know, they know, they know it could never work, I mean- they never even confessed to each other.

But not even the brutality of war can stop children from dreaming.

11 months ago
Where In Nhs Hits The Husband Jackpot And He’s Even More Shameless About It Than Wei Wuxian 
Where In Nhs Hits The Husband Jackpot And He’s Even More Shameless About It Than Wei Wuxian 
Where In Nhs Hits The Husband Jackpot And He’s Even More Shameless About It Than Wei Wuxian 

where in nhs hits the husband jackpot and he’s even more shameless about it than wei wuxian 

11 months ago
Better Late Than Never

Better late than never

1 year ago
Spending Time With 舅舅
Spending Time With 舅舅
Spending Time With 舅舅

spending time with 舅舅

1 year ago
(fengqing 🏹⚔️ )
(fengqing 🏹⚔️ )
(fengqing 🏹⚔️ )

(fengqing 🏹⚔️ )

first base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a normal conversation

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