Skirts

hi! could you pls write some fluffy hcs for sal fisher seeing male/gn!reader in a skirt? ty !!

Agshafsh this is my favorite ask so far-

Skirts

Fic Type: Headcannons

Character: Sal Fisher

Fandom: Sally Face

Sal is very much a 'where whatever clothing you feel comfortable in'. He wears the same black sweatshirt and maroon pants for like... the whole game, so clothes are definitely a matter of comfort in his opinion.

Sweatpants? Absolutely. Jeans? Sure. Basketball shorts even in the dead of a New Jersey winter? Go for it but don't freeze. A skirt? Oh absolutely, go for it!

His reaction also slightly depends on the length of the skirt. Knee length or higher? He is definitely looking at your legs. Below knee length? He will definitely spin you around just for fun

He is very much the kinda guy to start dancing with you randomly whenever he's bored, and the skirt makes it more fun, because he will spin you just to see the skirt twirl and he finds it entertaining

He thinks skirts are cool and interesting and the fact that you, a non female person, are so comfortable wearing one makes him proud to know you

He will in fact steal your skirts though so beware

There's also so many different types of skirts?? He's partial to circle skirts because of the floof and twirl factor but he thinks it's interesting how many different styles exist

This guy is the best hype man ever, is always giving you compliments and hyping you up

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Final post about Adventure Time/Fionna and Cake for tonight, but I was rewatching episode 5 and I noticed that during the scene where Fionna, Cake and Simon are eating dinner with farm-world Finn and his family - Simon quite clearly doesn’t eat during the scene.

I didn’t really notice on my first viewing as we don’t really see any of them eat except for Fionna and Cake, but it’s still implied that they did. We see everyone around the table has bowls towards the end of Dinner except for Simon.

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This is especially odd considering that he was given a bowl before dinner started.

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It then reminded me that throughout the 6 episodes we have so far, Simon has only eaten one meal. That is the cereal he had for breakfast in episode 2.

Besides that, the only other time that he would have consumed something full-filling would be the coffee he makes in the same episode, but he doesn’t even finish that. In every other instance, he is seen a majority of the time drinking alcohol.

The lack of eating would be fine for the most part since it could just be summed up to cartoon logic, but we have also seen many instances of Fionna and Cake consuming full-filling foods and drinks (hot chocolates, sandwiches, soups etc.).

All of this made me realise that Ice King’s eating habits might not just be an Ice King thing, but something that originated from Simon. Idk.

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bluephoric

11 months ago

im going to shit your pants /th

R.I.P. Sally Face, you would've loved Jojo Siwa...

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bluephoric

9 months ago

Nevermind i'm scared sorry

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