Wouldnt It Be Sick If Steve Gabry And Toby Fox Worked On Something Together

you have 3 days to complete your mission, jarry lohnson

if you dont give travis some roses immediately im gonna banish you to the shadow relm

😭😭ok ok fine 😭

ok let's make something very clear: Taylor Swift is not a baddie.

she a spoiled white woman who grew up very wealthy and who's individual carbon footprint is larger than the entirety of some small nations.

you know who is a southern baddie? Dolly Parton.

grew up in absolute poverty in a shack with dirt floors

(TS has a rich family and spent every Xmas in NYC)

modeled her style after the town trollop, who she thought was the most beautiful woman in the world, and embraced her sexuality.

(TS retains the image of the young innocent virgin white girl despite being 35 years old and every one of her songs is about a man)

wrote a song about the stupidity of the American work system

(TS is a billionaire with two private jets)

has supported the queer community for decades even through some of its darkest times like the AIDS crisis

(TS uses the queer community like a prop)

started a scientific organization to help cure viruses like AIDS and that even helped develop the Covid vaccine

(TS made the last superbowl all about her becauses she was dating one of the players)

has run a charity since 1995 that sends millions of books to children in poverty, particularly the rural south where she grew up

(TS has done nothing for the south and its problems despite her southern belle persona)

"But she told off Trump! Thats something!"

Honey thats the absolute bare minimum.

That's telling someone 'bless you' after they sneeze.

That's holding the door open for someone in a wheelchair.

Thats waving back to a little kid when they wave at you.

It takes 0 risk and 0 effort and should not be a point of praise.

"Well her southern fans and sponsors didn't like it."

So? Woman is a billionaire with connections all over the world. She literally doesn't need them.

Bottom line: Taylor Swift remains an egotistical bourgeoisie white cunt who should be known for her pollution levels instead of her mid music.

While Dolly remains the bad bitch she's been since the 1970s.

i saved my train ticket to my phone but it didn't work when i tried to scan it so i took it to the staff on duty and they were like. are you sure that's the right image. and i looked down and my screen was open on this

having a hyperfixation for the first time after severe burnout is crazy bc the new episode of fionna and cake has me shoving ice cubes up my ass like wtf is this

todd morrison is a homestuck fan

you have destroyed me

sal fisher | headcanons

1. bony, a bit underweight, little to no muscle but can still take someone down

2. super fast metabolism (skipping meals can make him lose weight too quick)

3. i feel like he was born with blonde hair but dyed it blue, and his dad dyed his hair too to try to be closer to his son

4. favorite bands were probably red hot chili peppers and the cure before discovering metal

5. an amazing poet. keeps a diary of his works. will show you if you ask (if you even find out, that is.)

6. sings like an angel. sounds like mat kerekes of citizen (listen to 'yellow love' or 'jet')

7. is cool being misgendered. likes the idea of being a boy and a girl. probably gender-fluid (male+)

8. not necessarily asexual, but more like an unsure virgin. (but definitely bi-curious)

9. hopeless romantic. always wanted his life to turn into a sappy john hughes film

10. has harry potter level sass but is too nice to act it out

11. having a prosthetic on throughout most of his day can build up bacteria. Very committed to skincare because of this

12. loves horror movies, except where the villian is ugly/deformed. he hates the idea of if he ever decides to show his face, people will run the other direction just like in those movies. (soft boi is not a monster)

13. he makes mixtapes. mostly for himself, but has made custom ones for close friends.

14. will drop everything for scooby doo. even though he is still traumatized, he could never let go of the show that his mom and him would watch every saturday morning. (sometimes catches himself before looking to his side and asking "mom did you see that??")

15. has a collection of glass eyes. when he's feeling it, he'll choose different colored irises to match his outfit

IM GONNA THROW UP PLEASE I LOVE YOU TWO SM

Jst gonna.. set this here :]

I- I don't know what to say or do, so he wishes I were a girl so that he could date me?

can someone please draw travis phelps buying wonderbread and talking on the phone about plans to destroy wendigo lake and the surrounding land, I tried to find an artist to commission but idk which one to choose and idek if theyll take my request

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NO CRITICISM He has no ulterior motives (wants to give him the shits)