Going Down To Nockfell Gonna Have Myself A Time

closet is glass, churchboy, we know u like men

watch, it was actually for larry this whole time and trav was just beefing with sal because he was jealous of how close they were

my beef with the sally face fandom is the fact that you guys convinced me the note you'd find in the bathroom by travis, was for sal

no it wasn't, at least not canonically

but i was gaslighted until i looked into the wiki

An old sally face comic strip. (I think I’m gonna start posting more art bc I need a motivation)

every day i wake up and the first thing i do is check the sally face tags

im so devastated can we have a funeral

NOOOOOOO I FOUND STRIDERS CORPSE ON THR GROUND UPSTAIRS

"No! Not Strider!!!!" 😭

MY SHAYLA!

WAKE UP BABE RYVERBIND POSTED AGAIN

ok let's make something very clear: Taylor Swift is not a baddie.

she a spoiled white woman who grew up very wealthy and who's individual carbon footprint is larger than the entirety of some small nations.

you know who is a southern baddie? Dolly Parton.

grew up in absolute poverty in a shack with dirt floors

(TS has a rich family and spent every Xmas in NYC)

modeled her style after the town trollop, who she thought was the most beautiful woman in the world, and embraced her sexuality.

(TS retains the image of the young innocent virgin white girl despite being 35 years old and every one of her songs is about a man)

wrote a song about the stupidity of the American work system

(TS is a billionaire with two private jets)

has supported the queer community for decades even through some of its darkest times like the AIDS crisis

(TS uses the queer community like a prop)

started a scientific organization to help cure viruses like AIDS and that even helped develop the Covid vaccine

(TS made the last superbowl all about her becauses she was dating one of the players)

has run a charity since 1995 that sends millions of books to children in poverty, particularly the rural south where she grew up

(TS has done nothing for the south and its problems despite her southern belle persona)

"But she told off Trump! Thats something!"

Honey thats the absolute bare minimum.

That's telling someone 'bless you' after they sneeze.

That's holding the door open for someone in a wheelchair.

Thats waving back to a little kid when they wave at you.

It takes 0 risk and 0 effort and should not be a point of praise.

"Well her southern fans and sponsors didn't like it."

So? Woman is a billionaire with connections all over the world. She literally doesn't need them.

Bottom line: Taylor Swift remains an egotistical bourgeoisie white cunt who should be known for her pollution levels instead of her mid music.

While Dolly remains the bad bitch she's been since the 1970s.

ryverbind i would take a bullet for you ryverbind

sobss

SAL SAL I THINK I NICKED MY NEW PIERCING AND IT WONT STOP GUSHING BLOOD EVERYWHERE AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO IM SCARED

"Oh shit!" *Grabs a few paper towels and holds it up to the piercing* "How did this happen?"