Am I The Only One Who Thinks Replacing Angel Gabby With Ultrakill Gabriel Would Be Fucking Hilarious?

Am I the only one who thinks replacing Angel Gabby with Ultrakill Gabriel would be fucking hilarious?

considering how intense he is imagine Jonah watching Angel Guardian of Hell, and Gabriel is just screaming the lessons at the top of his lungs. “PUT RAZORBLADES IN YOUR ABUSIVE FUCK OF A FATHERS SHOES, THEN SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!!!!” Also V1 is Francis. The Best part? Gabriel genuinely tries to comfort the kid, and Jonah still has fond memories of him.

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11 months ago

Had the worst conversation with a leftist who turned out to be a history professor which makes even worse.

Just a heads up, you’re allowed to be upset about Palestinian suffering.

But if you respond to Jewish suffering with “actually I’m more bothered by [other topic],” you’re an antisemite. And you don’t get to defend yourself about it because you “have Jewish friends” or “don’t tolerate antisemitism.”

Likely, you don’t have as many Jewish friends as you think (if you have any at all) and you don’t have a good enough compass to judge whether or not something is antisemitic to know if you tolerate antisemitism.

Hint: deflecting Jewish pain as lesser than other suffering is inherently antisemitic.

If you wouldn’t dismiss Palestinians telling you they’re in pain by bringing up 10/7 or the suicide bombings during the intifada then don’t bring up other shit when Jews are just trying to get you to see us as human.

And if you teach students to think like you without listening to Jews, you not only tolerate antisemitism but you spread it and create it.

Unpopular opinion: Jews and Israelis and Muslims and Palestinians and Arabs are all human beings who deserve to express distress without having pain compared to anyone else’s.

4 weeks ago

Hello neighbors

One day I am going to make the cursed food from the Welcome Home cookbook; and post it all on YouTube. The only way to stop me is to make the video first.


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5 months ago

I mean the real Secretariat never bet on his own races.

(Though it would have been interesting if he did.)

i don't think this show is historically accurate

I Don't Think This Show Is Historically Accurate
I Don't Think This Show Is Historically Accurate
I Don't Think This Show Is Historically Accurate

I Don't Think This Show Is Historically Accurate
I Don't Think This Show Is Historically Accurate
I Don't Think This Show Is Historically Accurate

they got the color scheme right thats pretty cool


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3 weeks ago

They are probably really good at poker if you really think about it. No facial expressions.

Hold On One Second - Who Let Them In Here??

Hold on one second - who let them in here??


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8 months ago
Immediately After This, (and Once Quincey Was Out Of Earshot), There Was The Expected Huffing And Puffing
Immediately After This, (and Once Quincey Was Out Of Earshot), There Was The Expected Huffing And Puffing
Immediately After This, (and Once Quincey Was Out Of Earshot), There Was The Expected Huffing And Puffing

Immediately after this, (and once Quincey was out of earshot), there was the expected huffing and puffing and I Am the Master of This Castle and These Mountains et cetera, et cetera.

Jonathan tried to ride it out in nodding noncommittal silence.

Mina, devoid of even a fraction of a fuck to give, agreed yes, of course he was. But out of curiosity, when was the last time he attended to anything to do with his title or its duties in the last, say, twenty years? She seems to recall someone of more maturity stepping in to manage every iota of the work while the Master of the Castle was busy with the terribly trying labor of, let her check her notes, strutting around being impressed with himself. Is it not so?

Dracula, doubly pissed, ready to erupt and go full Monster Mode, slipped into a fuming villain monologue--

And his voice cracked.

Jonathan was stone-faced, but white-knuckling his armrest. Mina's psychic laughter could shake the Carpathians. Quincey popped his head in to ask what's the matter, did something happen? Notably, with a pubescent pitch not that many octaves removed from the Count's.

That night was full of thunder and the next family dinner saw the Count grousing that he had no appetite tonight. Or the next. Not until he was iron grey, for some reason.

Jonathan, meanwhile, found his shaving kit mysteriously returned. Plus enough shaving lather to last a decade.

Consider this a cap to this bit of nonsense. Scruffy Winter Mode Jonathan has to get back to his clean-shaven self somehow.

Final apologies to @ibrithir-was-here, thank you for putting up with the shenanigans

(Note: If you haven't jumped on the Blood of My Blood AU, you're missing out. One of the tastiest Dracula Bad Ending stories-in-progress I've ever come across.)

1 year ago

Acoustic -> Final Fantasy House

Electric -> Portland House

1 year ago
You Never Know Who's Coming To Hug Ya

You never know who's coming to hug ya

5 years ago

Mervin coming back to Das Sporking to take down Midnight Sun!


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1 year ago

I can’t unsee Jim Carrey being Jerma, and Ludwig’s love child now. Thanks I hate it!

picture of Jim Carey in The Truman Show. It's a headshot of him looking confused on a blue, blurred background.  he's wearing a suit and has brown parted hair.

Playing on my Jerma's Dollhouse legacy save!! Here's Jerma and Emelia's child - no mods or cc! His household is in the Gallery if you want him 🥰


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1 year ago
✨this Barbie Wants To Be A Ken!✨

✨this barbie wants to be a ken!✨

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