This Is Literally Me Whenever I Join A Server With More Than 10 People In It And It Sucks Bc I Want To

NO LITERALLY… they so clearly had a sibling relationship in mcd. there’s literally an entire scene in mcd where aphmau tells dante she’s pregnant, he goes all Protective Brother Mode, and nicole compares him to being aph’s older brother. like why was he in that contest?? that’s her big brother!!

tbh i could go on and on about aph and dante’s sibling relationship in mcd because i love it so much. as much as i love garroth and laurance, i think it was important for her to have a guard in her life that wasn’t constantly pining after her.

everyday i mourn dante’s character assassination from when he was adapted from mcd to mystreet

turning a guard who was the epitome of loyalty—i.e. him staying at the gates of phoenix drop for 15 years, living there totally alone for a good chunk of time—into a dude with little substance or compelling character traits that dated two girls at once is actually criminal

dante i’m sorry for what they did to you </3 you deserved better

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

me posting two days in a row? insane. unheard of.

anyway

i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites

eeby deeby is the wildest thing and its just So Tumblr. like it feels like all the other obscure tumblr jokes that i see ppl on tiktok explaining to the masses. like it feels like it could have started in 2018. if world heritage posts reblogged the original eeby deeby post right now i wouldnt question it. i think eeby deeby might have always existed

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

Here’s to all my boys with love handles, stretch marks, ribs that show, who feel they are too big or too small, who feel “unmanly,” who have cellulite, who can’t grow facial hair, who can’t seem to gain weight or lose it, who feel “too short” or wish they looked like a male model. Y'all matter. Love you. 💕

actually fuck you im outta here (stardew valley NPC walking away noise)

skin color ref because some of yall non-black poc and whites keep fucking up as if yall don’t know there’s other shades of brown when u racebend for woke points or something 

(non-black artists please reblog)

everyday i mourn dante’s character assassination from when he was adapted from mcd to mystreet

turning a guard who was the epitome of loyalty—i.e. him staying at the gates of phoenix drop for 15 years, living there totally alone for a good chunk of time—into a dude with little substance or compelling character traits that dated two girls at once is actually criminal

dante i’m sorry for what they did to you </3 you deserved better