Im Going To Eat Almost An Entire Cake By Myself At 2AM And Nobody Can Stop Me

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

h-hey tumblr-kun c-can you maybe stop logging me out EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. I CLOSE MY SAFARI TAB I DONT WANT TO DOWNLOAD THE APP?!

My masterpiece

fuck roach haters

all my homies love roaches 🪳

they make me physically ill.

it has found me

you dont find this it finds you

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

why i dislike shipping in mouthwashing

i guess meme shipping with jimmys chill cause its funny BUT thats not what im yapping about rn

I think that any ships with anya (cause thats basically the only ships ive seen) i think its crazy.

CURLY X ANYA

this is one i see more so its the start

this is fine in some ways but the major things or issue that i have with it is that when Anya told him about jimmy he didn't do anything. if you liked someone in any shape or form youd do something (also this is just terrible for his job?) either way their relationship is mainly platonic and even so extremely iffy. insanely iffy.

JIMMY X CURLY

this doesn't bother me as much as ships with anya but basically Jimmy hates Curly in almost every sense Curly seemingly doesn't dislike Jimmy otherwise he would've said something about what he did to Anya so he might like Jimmy more than her but not enough to actually be romantically thats my whole thing.

ANYA X JIMMY

i don't think i have to say shit about this. its painfully obvious why this is vile

ANYA X DAISUKE

idk just dont like it thats just my opinion it feels funky. I also feel like its a but weird speaking that neither of them have interacted with each other or its really not implied they talk but its not as bad as other potential ships in the fandom.

I haven't seen any other ships so i wont talk about anything else but still stands i do NOT like ships in this fandoms they'd all be in someway very toxic (mostly)

i think oc x cannon would be the only ship thatd be not toxic in mouthwashing yknow

Dan Cain stupid AF I would've just resisted that lil dumbass Twink and sent him flying with a roundhouse kick. What's he gonna do? Fight back? He's short! What a fuckin meathead

SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?