Mike Really Decided To Say “I Just Need To Make Sure Your Fucking Disgusting Mouth Is 6ft Away From

Fuck you. Fenty Beauty was founded in 2017, and the Savage x Fenty release was in 2018. Gorilla Interrupted was released in 2003, and was probably filmed even earlier than that. So there is no way Dex could have the Savage x Fenty fit in the canon/context of the film. I'm unfollowing, this is unacceptable.

aw frick. i’ve been cancelled 😔

you’re cuter than i remember

hi did someone say older jay/younger mike

“Of course. Of course! He says some weird shit and you say of course.”

please delete that tweet... it gave me fucking whiplash (the jay before/after dating mike one) I'm literally gonna be haunted by that image, jesus christ

no point in deleting it if you’ve already seen it luv, the damage has already been done ♥️

Haha what if I wrote a fake promotional blog post where you were an incredibly dashing and suave director who slaps me to get into character and at first it angers me but then I feel wildly exhilarated 😳 and we were both boys 😳

Don’t you know how scams work?! [X]

and the reveal of Jays hair getting long again has in fact sent me into quite the tizzy--

it is what it is

the clock strikes midnight. in my timezone at least!

coming clean

in my defense i genuinely thought nobody would believe it and the post would flop 🫣

@whothefuckisjerma was not in on my deceit and i only told them afterwards. they did warn me rlmblr would call for my execution when i confessed shdjfk

shoutout to @blortch bc ur pranks absolutely inspired me (i learned it from watching YOUUUU)

also just a special mention to poor @oldladyinthewall i almost fessed up a couple times seeing your panic im very sorry ily i hope u will look back on this event and laugh 😭

“this is so romantic” and it’s two characters trying to kill each other