Drunk Keith Is Sappy Keith

Season 8 klance with the amount of time we have

Lance: I say 'Vol' you say 'tron'. Vol!

Keith: Tron.

Lance:

Lance: I remeber the bonding moment.

Keith: *grabs Lance by the front of the armor and pulls him into a kiss* I love you

Lance: me too ;)

THE END

so there’s no hot evil villain in love with me?

Pidge was the winner of the last poll! I will admit it was pretty fun to see the votes coming in and changing the result. Hope you enjoy the way it turned out! Thank you as well for your patience and kind messages meanwhile, I can’t promise I will update everyday this week, since I’m still trying to get better but I will still try.  You guys are the best.

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After he sees Lance enter his room, Keith does as he said he would and starts making his way towards the Bridge to check up on the rest of the team. On his way, he tries his best not to think about Lance too much, he fails at it. After all, what is he supposed to do now that he has realized he most likely likes Lance? Should he tell him? How would he even do that? Before he can even reach a conclusion he runs into Pidge in the corridors.

She beams up at the sight of him. “Just the person I needed! Come with me.” “What’s going on? Did you guys finish what you were doing?” He asks, a little concerned. “Yeah, yeah everything is fine.”  She says while waving her hand in the air and starting to walk again in the opposite direction of the Bridge. “I just need to check on the core room thingy and could use an extra pair of hands.” Keith follows. “What exactly are you guys doing?” “Hunk and Coran had this idea of trying to increase the castle’s maneuverability and speed.” She explains. “Basically, it won’t be able to dodge the small ship’s attacks but maybe it can get away from those canons that take super long to charge.” “Oh… that’s a good idea.” She snickers, looking amused at his reply. “Yeah, a good idea as long it doesn’t accidentally make the castle explode.” He freezes. “Wait what? Are you guys sure we should be-“ “It was just a joke.” She interrupts him, a grin on her face still.

He had forgotten how much Pidge likes to play around, which can be fun at times, but he isn’t in his best mindset to process her jokes. “Very funny.” “Don’t be a baby.” She says while punching him on the shoulder, Keith looks away so she won’t see the smile he is trying to suppress. “By the way…” She sings songs the words. “Speaking of jokes… Allura and I found that earlier talk on the Bridge very amusing. Any more juicy details you have to share?” Ah yes, the talk where they asked about the cuddling incident before giving him permission to leave the castle with Lance… That talk. “No, there isn’t anything else to say.” He replies without really thinking about it. Pidge’s grins drops and she squints at him before looking back ahead in silence. Eventually, they reach their destination, but before Pidge opens the door she turns around to stare at him again. “Are you sure though?” “What?”

“Is there really nothing else to say?” Keith can’t really tell but Pidge sounds sort of sad. “I don’t want to see you hurt Lance.” He is extremely confused at the moment. “Why would I-“ “I know okay?!” She exclaims. Then looking in anywhere but Keith’s direction, she adds in a softer tone, “I know that Lance likes you.” “Wh- how-“ “I don’t think he remembers telling me. It was late at night when we were playing video games because he couldn’t sleep and I was taking a break from working on a new program.” She explains with a shrug. “He was basically high on lack of sleep.” “Oh.” “It’s just-“ She bites her lip and fidgets a bit. “This is embarrassing for me to admit, but I sort of see a little of Matt in him, with that annoying big bro feeling of his. It makes me feel better when Matt is away on missions.” Pidge sighs again. “So yeah… I don’t want to see him getting hurt over-“ “I-“ Keith interrupts unthinkingly and she is already looking at him waiting for him to finish the sentence. “I uhm- “ He can feel the pressure of her gaze as he stares at the ground. “I actually might… like him too.” His voice not above a whisper.

When he doesn’t receive a reply, he slowly looks back up; and sees Pidge smirking, the one smirk he has seen many Galra drones die while looking at it. “So… you two already dating and didn’t bother telling the rest of us?” “No!” He exclaims way faster and louder than intended. “I mean we- we aren’t-  I know he liked me too… at some point… but I don’t know if- I might just- what if he doesn’t like me anymore?” He finally says out loud. Pidge looks at him like he just told her that one plus one equals three without joking. “Keith… I found you two cuddling this morning.” She states. When he opens his mouth she interrupts him, her grin returning. “And you are apparently also sending letters to each other.” “But-“ “Keith who is the smartest person on this team?” He frowns, trying to understand where this came from. “You are.” “Great, so now you’ll listen to my advice and next time you see Lance you will tell him what you told me.” “But I don’t know what-“ “I’m sure Lance will help you with whatever questions you have. He is smarter than he makes himself out to look, I’m sure you know that.”

“How are you so sure about this?” He asks, as he starts fidgeting his thumb against his index. Pidge looks at him with a dead serious look, “I have heard him sing romantic cheesy songs for an hour while also talking about you.” He can’t help but starting to smile at that thought. Pidge scoffs and rolls her eyes. “My god, I can’t believe I thought you could hurt him, you’re just as hopeless as him.” “Shut up.” He says, embarrassed. He hopes he isn’t blushing. “Yeah sure, we have work to do anyway.” Pidge plays with the door panels and it opens. “Oh wait- just one quick last thing.” Keith is apprehensive. “What is it?” “Remember to keep it PG-13 around the rest of us, I support you two but I don’t wanna see-” “Shut up.” He interrupts again, while also wanting to sink into the ground and become one with the floor.

New post although no one follows me :p

So I’m gonna start posting all my photography that’s on Instagram but for now you’re just gonna have to ignore my random captions cause I’m doing my best here. Thanks if you’re reading.

Soft Klance headcanons- for Liz :)

- Keith won’t admit that he likes it when Lance cards his fingers through his hair, but his hums of content whenever Lance does it tell it for him

- Lance likes being the little spoon, but so does Keith, so they compromise but cuddling chest to chest, Keiths head tucked under Lances chin, legs tangled

- Keith sleeps like the dead, and Lance has to poke him each morning because he can’t tell if the boy is still breathing

- Keith likes the warmth of Lances hands on his body, so he doesn’t complain when he wakes up to soft stroking on his pale skin

- On missions, Lance uses cheesy one-liners like “if i don’t make it out of here, i love you” and Keith acts annoyed but they actually make his heart flutter

- Once, Keith took a hard hit, and Lance carried him to the cyropod, joking that the “tables have turned” to keiths unconscious body

- Keith wasn’t unconscious and he won’t let Lance live it down

- Keith traces constellations into Lances tan chest in their shared bed when a mission goes wrong or is rough. They both find comfort in the silence and rhythm of the pad of Keiths finger on Lances skin

- After Keith gets his scar, Lances kisses it every morning, after every training session, after everytime they have sex, and every night before they sleep. Its his reminder to Keith that scar is not a flaw, but a part of him that makes him beautiful

- When Lance is sitting on the couch, even if he’s in conversation, Keith will come and just plop himself in Lances space, head on his lap, and Lance will start running his fingers through Keiths hair without missing a beat, not breaking conversation

- Whenever a pretty alien approaches Lance, Keith flares up with jealousy and makes it clear that Lances is his.

- usually with an unnecessary amount of neck hickies

- Lance likes it

- Lance gets jealous too, but he projects it into whoever is attempting to hit on Keith. He usually glares daggers and wraps a protective arm around Keiths waist, pulling him close to his side

- Keith doesn’t complain, he gets to smell Lances sweet coconut body wash

- Keith likes to kiss barely there freckles across Lances cheeks, making the other boy very giggly and very flustered

- Keith finds it endearing

- Lance is just embarrassed

- Lances gets his revenge whenever he touches the inside of Keith wrists, and very sensitive spot that leaves him with hitched breaths whenever Lance gently runs a finger across it

- Keith hates it (he doesn’t)

- Lance thinks it’s cute

- They pilot red together and playful bicker over who he likes more

- “Obviously he likes me, he chose me in seconds!”

- “I piloted him first! He has a biased opinion because I’ve talked about how much I liked you to him”

- Lance, eyes wide with shock “…you what?”

- “oH HEY LOOK WERE AT THE PLANET NOW”

- Keith isn’t the best at dealing with emotions, and often tackles them through training, Lance sometimes has to drag him out and force him to do something relaxing

- By some miracle, he gets Keith to do his skin care routine with him

- Keith won’t say it to Lance, but he liked it

- Lance becomes anxious whenever he forgets to tell Keith he loves him when they go into a risky battle, and peppers him with face kisses when he sees he’s okay

- One time he wasn’t and Lance was terrified, he didn’t leave Keiths healing pod until he stumbled out and into his arms, mumbling “i love you” over and over again into his hair

- Keith hugs Lance more often and for a longer period of time after that

- Whenever Hunk cooks a dessert-like food, they get into a good fight after Keith dollops whatever the food is (usually ice cream) on to Lances nose

- Lance pulls the cheesy “you have food on your lips” trope, kissing Keith even if he didn’t actually have any food there

- Keith wakes up with bedhead, and it’s the most adorable thing Lance has ever seen

- Keith hates it

- If Keith has a bad day, Lance wordlessly leads them to their shared room and on to the bed, rubbing small circles into his hips to soothe him

- It works every single time, Keith falling asleep minutes into Lances comfort mechanism

- They won’t hesitate to take a bullet for each other, which leads to a lot of arguments

- They always get resolved, ending in soft touches and tender kisses

- Lance sometimes kicks Keith off the bed in his sleep, and when Keith wakes up on the floor, he milks the guilt Lance feels

- He once got Lance to bring him breakfast in bed for an entire week

- Everytime Keith puts his hair in a ponytail Lance loses his ability to breathe

- Everytime Lance wears clothes that reveal more skin than usual Keith loses coherent thought

- They find mutual comfort in each other, falling deeper in love with the other every passing second on the castle ship

So I just had an epiphany

There are so many opportunities for Klance after they finally return to Earth so just buckle your imaginary seatbelt and prepare yourself for the bumpy ride that is this text post.

once they return, the team parts ways to reunite with their families (keith gets an apartment with shiro because brotp and he finally builds that motorcycle)

this lasts for about a month until pidge resorts to forming a group chat and they send a picture of hunk crying face-down on their sofa, and they caption it “this is the third time this week, we need to meet up and help this poor boy”

basically hunk goes through issues because he misses everyone and takes it the hardest out of everyone I think

long story short pidge and shiro arrange a meet-up day where the gang reunites 

lance and keith get so excited to see each other at first that they start to run to each other and then they stop right before they hug each other because they realize oh shit I’m supposed to be annoyed with him still for some reason??

lance cracks a flirty joke and keith scowls because wow so stereotypical

this lasts about an hour until shiro has had enough and he uses his Dad Voice TM to inform the two boys that they are both idiots who deserve each other

they have fun after that, and once the day is over lance wraps his arm around keith and whispers “maybe you’re not so bad after all, Red” in his ear before smirking casually and walking away

this leaves keith with unusually flaming hot cheeks and a lot of suggestive looks from shiro, pidge, and hunk who wiggles his eyebrows up and down

the next day, keith texts lance and asks if he wants to maybe hang out again

and so they have their first coffee shop date which was completely boring and very awkward 

it was filled with a lot of pauses in conversation and coughs to fill the quiet

before they parted lance shoots him a look and says “that was the worst date ever, I know we could do better”

keith smiles for the first time all day and replies with, “and here I was beginning to think you were just horribly dull after all”

they go on many more dates after that, and avoid coffee shops with a passion because no thank you that was boring

most of their dates consist of rock-climbing and going for hikes, but sometimes they just sit and watch movies together and lance cuddles up to keith who is extremely startled but notices it actually feels nice which is even more disturbing than the urge to trace the slight freckles on lance’s nose he hadn’t ever noticed before

just so many possibilities for klance once they come back home and this is just one of them that i thought of

I can’t b r e a t h

Peter, v-logging with his phone camera: Hi I’m Spi- I mean, Peter Parker, and today we’re going to witness firsthand people’s reactions after they’re told they have big dick energy. Let’s go!

Peter: What’s up, Thor. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today.

Thor: God of thunder in the streets, god of big dick in the sheets, I suppose.

Peter, checking to see if he’s still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only.

Peter, bumping into Steve reading the paper: Cap! Ah, have a moment? Word on the street is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?

Steve, choking on his coffee: I-I guess the serum did have… its effects…

Peter: Oh my god.

Peter, finding Bucky watering flowers: Hey, man. Love what you did with your hair today, may I enlighten you on the fact that you have, putting it modestly, very big dick energy?

Bucky, looking into the camera like he’s on the office: …Parker what the hell.

Peter, breaking into the sanctum: Wow doctor, looks like you got a super serious case of chronic big dick energy there.

Strange: Listen. There’s kinetic, potential, thermal, chemical, electrical, even the vague concept of dark energy. But there is no big dick or whatever you just—

Peter: You’re no fun.

Peter, after buying a plane ticket and flying to Wakanda unsupervised: As king and black panther, your highness, your reign is supreme and so is your big dick energy.

T'challa, amidst a breakdown: Noo!!! Stop!! You and Shuri, I am begging you, please, I have no idea what that means!!!!

Peter, approaching Tony relaxing on a lounge chair: Now for The Man. The one and only, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Mr. Stark, are you aware you have big dick energy?

Tony, lowering his shades: Kid, I invented big dick energy.

Peter, tearing up: I know.

I adore this 😍😍😍

if you know the reference 👀