https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay
I have Spotify, thanks
(guys I don't recommend clicking the link - it's some music app that looks like it has a lot of fake positive reviews)
This is all on us right now lmao-
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
I could't contain myself guys sorry--
just imagine it. You could be one of his workers, maybe too good at your job, because not only do you do what Vox tells you without asking questions, but you also know what to say and what not to say to avoid a "tantrum" from him. or rather, when his insecurities attack with force like when Alastor returns.
Vox would probably be a somewhat condescending yandere (as seen with Val) but don't think you can't turn tables easily, if you stroke his ego enough, you can have him around your finger. but that doesn't make it any less dangerous for those around you.
He makes the typical 180 degree turn in attitude when it comes to Other Employees and when it comes to You. Damn, you may be the only one of his employees who gets paid vacations (or even vacations) or even birthday bonuses, things like that. He likes to give you his things or products with the excuse that "they are for testing" even if they have already been released on the market.
Like:
Vox: who the fuck eat My leftovers!?! WHENEVER WHO WAS I'M GOING TO-
Darling: it was me sir.
Vox:--give You the rest and take You out for lunch, You haven't eaten in the whole day AGAIN, didn't ya?
He definitely avoids conflict with you by hypnotizing you, when he starts to feel hostility, fear on your part or that you want to leave, he makes you "out of nowhere" have "ONE MORE TASK" and you can't help but do what he says.
and IT IS NOT just to avoid fights or for you to leave, it is something CONSTANT (once every two days MINIMUM), although Vox is not worried about your brain turning into mush due to its powers, it always keeps nutritious things in your diet and they come out relatively often , as you have to follow him everywhere.
Eventually he becomes more clingy and needy in this case, it's practically not that he's proposing to you or anything, he's just slowly dragging you into a relationship without you realizing it (because you're not lucid enough). Unless you develop a higher level of tolerance to his hypotonic trick, I don't think you'll notice his Red Flags.
I think it would be ESPECIALLY BAD if Darling is also a Sinner, because then they wouldn't even be able to get out of the pride ring to run away from Vox. leaving you with many fewer options and having to avoid all of Vox's technology, which you could only achieve by 1- going to the Cannibal Legion or 2- going to the Hazbin Hotel.
Running away is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT, not only because of his hypnotic trick, but because he literally has EYES EVERYWHERE, on every screen in hell. If you somehow manage to get away with it and run away, Vox would be SO ANGRY and looking for you all over hell with their screens.
Although definitely if you were gone more than a day, he would be more distraught than angry and would begin to despair. Even Val and Velvet would give him a hand because of how bad it would be.
Just imagine, thinking that you finally lost sight of Vox's search drones, without realizing that you stand in front of some store and VOX ITSELF appears on the screens :)
If you made the stupid decision to go to the Hazbin Hotel, Vox would be distraught and would even think that Alastor was somehow holding you hostage, obviously! Why would you go there if you knew his biggest enemy was there? Alastor must be using you as a bargaining chip! How dare he!?
(in this case, fortunately, the punishment is much less severe, but he would definitely monitor you for the rest of your life)
When he eventually gets you back (after a few days or even WEEKS of anguish) expect, first of all, to be in a mortal embrace that lasts AT LEAST 2 days and then receive your "punishment" which would be to be under hypnosis for AT LEAST 1 YEAR to be sure that this NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.
Although calm down! He gives your mind breaks periodically because 1- he doesn't know if that would ultimate mess with your head and 2- it's nice to hear YOU talk instead of the robotic version.
When that year FINALLY ends, you will be a much more obedient, more terrified, sweeter version of You, according to Vox, like a frightened Deer. It was a long and hard process, but the good thing is that you don't have to do anything anymore! absolutely! Just do what he tells you and everything will be fine.
Not one of the Best yanderes to have, but Def not the worst
SUPER BOOOOOOOOP
Random thing
So I recently just got back into helluva boss, and 1. It feels gayer 2. Less serious when it should be but also
Creative & DIY
OH NO PEANUTS
seconds before distaster
when the kid your friend adopted is running your last nerve
and you just gotta
-grab them perhaps-
DOGDAY NO!!
Wahhhhh I’m getting so much good art today! Look at him! Look at Peanuts! He’s so sweet! So cute! So proud! Then HERE COMES THE HAND lolol
Reader: NOOOOO
I love love love it! Thank you for taking the time to make such a cute meme!!! I smooch!!
Nothing can explain the pure disgust I felt reading rapefantasyclub's post
As a victim of rape, it is not a kink, it should not be glorified and it should not be romanticized. It is painful and traumatic, and destroys trust (obviously). My experience is with my childhood best friend, Alex Fisher, who I invited over to my house to stay the night. He always treated me like shit but I had known him since we were little kids. He constantly asked me for pictures of me nude or in a bra, and if I obliged after constant pestering he would show them around. When he was at my house we were watching Collin's Key since it was a favorite childhood YouTuber we shared and he forced himself on me. I can no longer watch Collin's Key.
Please do not ever be in a relationship if that is how you truly think. Treat your partner and friends as human beings.
Say she looks ugly Ask if it’s cool if you fuck her sister Steal her money Hit her when in public Tell your friends they can fuck her Spit beer in her face Put cigs out on her Take her phone, text mean things to friends/family Tell her she deserves to be miserable Make her fail out of school Do her drugs with other girls Make her say racist or other bad things Wake her up by pissing on her Tell her friends she likes rape and misogyny Beat her dad’s ass Brand her like a cow Tell her no one will ever love her Get another girl pregnant
And when she finally breaks down and tries to leave, that’s when you rape her. Fuck the shit out of her. Make sure it’s the best she ever had. Cuddle her after for 30 minutes afterwards. Promise that everything will change. Say you can’t live without her.
Then start pushing again
He can't help it! He loves being the joke. Besides, it means mandatory clean-up by their favorite person.
Much love,
Nexi
P.S. Never playing Lazer tag ever again *sob*
That one meme