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you’ve heard of “may the 4th be with you” — now get ready for “may thy 9th chip and shatter”

ari’s dinner menu 

reservation time ⏱️

6:30 - fluff 

7:00 - angst

7:30 - smut

8:00 - multiple (specify in request)

entrees 🍲

steak 🥩  -  headcanons

spaghetti 🍝  -  smau

tacos 🌮  -  text fic 

pizza 🍕 -  multiple characters (feel free to add this in addition to your main entree)

waiter(s) 🤵 

whichever character you want the fic to be about

special notes 📝 

gender of the reader, the prompt number and in what section, etc.

6:30 prompts - https://www.tumblr.com/missjanjie/761102279139033088/misc-writingsentence-prompts?source=share

7:00 prompts - https://www.tumblr.com/me-writes-prompts/756533626485735424/i-cant-stop-loving-you-angsty-romance?source=share

7:30 prompts - https://www.tumblr.com/venomhoundfanworks/763969311677300736/30-smutty-prompts-for-your-muse?source=share

Me, a spectator to this magical event

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

one of the most beautiful and emotional things I've ever seen about Tim 🥹❤️

thanks to @tchalametcutie on IG

Diane is disappointed with you

idc he's hot. extremely. I love this nerdy fucker.

"b-b-but that's Josh's dad..! but!!!" IDC!!!!!! also natal attraction is arguably one of the funniest future man episodes. "your parents never met?...that's fucked up" yes Barry that would be fucked up. hell yeah. "JOOSH OUT!!" I will be saying that every time I leave a room from now on thank you

🍂HAPPY BDAY CHARLIE SPRING MY BELOVED🍂

🍂I LOVE YOU SO MUCH🍂

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

40s bucky headcanons (lwky kinda suggestive)

40s!bucky who begs for you too send spicy polaroids with your mail when he’s away

40s!bucky who obviously sends ones of him back

40s!bucky who in his time in london got ridiculed for being so protective of his letters

40s!bucky who the second steve snatched one away from him and ripped it he yelled

40s!bucky who carefully went through photo surgery with tape

40s!bucky whose mail got lost and opened and then reported

40s!bucky who got called into his base commander’s office for outer personal misconduct

40s!bucky who could care less

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