FRIENDLY REMINDER!!

Sign me the fuck up. If only for the cats liking me more.

I’m making a new religion

Our only god will be this deity

Benefits of joining my religion:

You will understand what the peak of eternal beauty is every time you look at our god.

Cats will like you by 2% more.

You will be spared from the impending worldwide death of the human race.

Idk I guess you could also become like 2% better at video games or something.

I’m really bad at making lists so you also get granted the access to some of that güd shit… oxygen.

You’re welcome mortal.

Reblog to join today

(You’re only way out is death itself, reblog with caution)

For those in the path, seems like timely advice. Be safe above all!

This fucking site: hey net neutrality is about to die :((( please help us :(((( boost and rb everything you see even if you’re not American :((((((((( we’ll have no wifi :(((((( we need you!!!! :((((

Non-Americans: okay

Non-Americans: hey greece is basically on fire, 150 people are wounded, 53 are killed and our nature is being destroyed. we’re suspecting arson. can you please reblog some posts and help spread awareness?

This fucking site:

It is Incredibly important.

Source 

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

TOTK - Eternal (part 1)

part 2 here

I don’t even live in Texas but honestly we need politicians like Beto