ultra magnus: - it seems like we have to change our strategy. quick, what is the plan b?
bulkhead: - well.. there's no plan b.
wheeljack: - and there's no plan a either.
smokescreen: - yeah, basically, we have no idea what we're doing.
arcee: - i have two pieces of news.
optimus: - in such a case, please, start with a good one.
arcee: - who told you that there was a good one?
greetings!🌌 and nice avatar picture! this is beautiful drawing :>
hey!! ⭐
aww, thank you so much, i'm kinda flattered <3
actually, as you've probably guessed, it's my interpretation of tfp adult!miko. i like to think that although she didn't remain the exact same person when she grown up, she managed to conserve some part of her old self.
it's quite old, but i still like it, hehe
ratchet: - has anyone seen bumblebee and smokescreen?
bulkhead: - oh i'm sure they're fine. i left them with wheeljack!
ratchet: - no offense, bulkh, but those two sentences don't go together.
tfp!human!au
video blogger: «most people only work to secure the future for their children»
optimus: *looks at sleeping bumblebee*
optimus, quietly: - oh, that is so, the best future awaits you.
tfp!human!au:
how the 1st episode should have started
ratchet: - what in the actual fuck?
optimus: - ratchet. be careful what you say, there are children here.
ratchet: - well that's the point! what in the actual fuck do the children do on the military base?
arcee: - what's the situation?
smokescreen: - everything goes according to plan!
arcee: *looks around the battlefield*
arcee: - seems like according to the enemy's plan.
tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - your tattoos look dope, but what do they mean?
wheeljack, grinning: - that i cannot be trusted with two thousand bucks for sure.
tfp!human!au:
ratchet: - do you know that alcohol is completely eliminated from the body only after approximately twenty days?
wheeljack: - ..you mean, never?
tfp!human!au:
ratchet's laptop: *emits an audio signal that it's running low on battery power*
ratchet: - uhh, fuck off!
ratchet: - i'm running low on my will to live right now.
ratchet: - but i'm not doing bulubulu every five minutes.
ratchet: - i'm working!
imagine how tfp knock out and cliffjumper could've met in the 1st episode
knock out: - your frame is painted in my signature color!
cliffjumper: - you don’t own the color red. red existed before you.
knock out: - not aboard nemesis. here, i invented red. i am red.