So I Have Been Thinking In Doing An Voting Poll

So let me tell you how the 4 timelines of Pokemadhouse works!

In this post i explained about the 2-82 universe, from the oficial list made by lily of Pokemadhouse AUS, that in total are 3.

These 3 actually.

So lets give a resume from the 4 timelines:

Prime Timeline: Pokemadhouse

This is the original comic timeline, the timeline where all events of the comic happened, and the one that "Matters" in a way.

The best timeline according to Lily, where they are all ok, having happy lives and doing what they did in the comics.

2-82 Timeline: G Brainwashes Lily

This is the Timeline from the explanation i gave before: A timeline where G Brainwashes Lily to make her her wife and turns her into a puppet wife. Its a timeline hated by both Prime!G and Prime!Lily, because they know the G from this timeline is a monster but cant do nothing because its alternative timelines rules or something similar. Either way, very few info is given about this timeline, the main thing known is that the G in this timeline is blantaly evil.

Detail: The number of this timeline is a reference to Gardevoir number Pokedex, reinforcing the ideia of G being in control of everything.

1-3 Timeline: G Dies (TW: Death Mention, Abuse Mention, Depression Mention)

This is the saddest timeline from the 4. According to it, in 2017, around the same time Lily was dating Lizzy (Called Kirsten in the comics and refered as a monster in all timelines), G died somehow. Her death affected Lily in a very bad way, because 3 years after her death she was still incapable of reforming her life, so she just had a depressive breakdown.

She gave away all her pokemon, left behind all her friends and locked herself at her own home, not leaving for anything. Its implied that she has a relationship with someone abusive because in the wiki its said that her bag eyes are Actually BLACK EYES.

Oh and the icing in the cake: G in this timeline is a Ghost. Not a Ghost type or a poltergeist but a literal ghost no one can see or touch, that haunts Lily trying to find a way to help her, but she cant. So all she can do is stay with her.

The Timeline number, 1-3, is a reference to the number 13, because this timeline is also called Bad Luck AU.

4-20 Timeline: G and Lily are Stoners

This is the calmest Timeline of the 4, and the only one where the original Owner of the Madhouse is still living his happy life. On this AU, G and Lily basically decided to travel by themselves in a hippie-like style. All they do usually is smoke weed, pot, and chill out. The title of this timeline is a joke about 420 (Too obvious)

But in this timeline its also implied that G and Lily did the "Deed" after getting extremely High, an event in the comics that its called the "Microwave Lamen incident", a mistery that was never fully explained what it was and probably never will because of them both being so fucking High all the time they dont seem to care about anything else.

In this timeline Lily dont have any other pokemon too.

That's the 4 timelines, thank you for reading until here, now im gonna back to my life.

Peace

https://www.tumblr.com/lily-orchard-stuff/767748338287362048/looking-back-at-madhouse-it-really-was-just

So according to Lily's own commentary on her comic, for a long time Madhouse was just about how cool it would be to have a psychic best friend, then it was about making fun of people who wanted to fuck Gardevoirs, then it was therapy about people who develop feelings for people too easily trying to move past that, then G and the Violate arc were a reflection of Courtney abusing Lily, then the comic was always about Lily not wanting to fuck a Gardevoir and they were never getting together, now that whole arc is a funny, spontaneous will-they-won't-they.

Like these are all different things. These are all different stories with very different authorial intents behind them. And to the first person to ask why this matters: because despite trying to pin this on 'ADHD', it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.

“—it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.”

YES, THANK YOU. That is exactly what she’s doing, cherry picking whatever narrative suits her self-interest best. It’s so… Agh. I hate it.

Anyways, here’s an old screenshot of Lily posting art of Madhouse!Lily and G being married.

Thank you for your sacrifice

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Saving everyone money to read Madhouse.

She wouldn't survive a play of any castlevania games

Specially Harmony of Dissonance, where its easy to get lost and you must explore two Different Castles at the same time

Also in Castlevania games you can get at least 3 endings in most of them and i think she wont get ANY good ending

Lily blocked me on bluesky for this

....what a fucking pussy.

Thinking in playing the Game Boy Castlevania games and i learned the now not-canon lore of Sonia Belmont and Alucard from Castlevania Legends...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALUCARD FUCKED A BELMONT AND HAD A CHILD WITH HER?!

IF THEY KEPT THIS CANON THAT WOULD MAKE RICHTER HIS GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDSON?!

Yeah that-

Wait, your Mother? Damn

Are you ok?

Kill yourself you piece of shit transmisogynist.

Oh, come on, don't be a coward. Turn off that anonymous say it to my face.

I've been told to kill myself from my mother. You're gonna have to try a lot better than that.

RWBY: JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

In this World, Witches are the enemies of Humanity. Jaune Arc is a Witch Hunter (Apparently), member of an Order dedicated to eliminate The Witches. Today, Jaune is going after The mission of defeating The Red Witch Ruby...

*Jaune walks around The Forest, Sword on one Hand, a Shield in Another, and Aura surrounding its body. Suddenly, he hears something. Something moved in The Woods. He assumes a fighting instance when suddenly...*

Ruby: SURPRISE ATTACK! *She jumps in Jaune from The side, making him Fall and staying on top of his belly. She is a White skinned girl with short Dark hair, and she is wearing a red dress* Yay, i got you!

Jaune: Gah! *Looks at her, trying to get up* Its you! The Red Witch Ruby Rose!

Ruby: Yeah That's me. *Smiles* by your paladin armor i assume you are a Witch Hunter, right?

Jaune: Yes i am *points his Sword at her chest* Prepare to die, Witch!

Ruby: Wow, That's a Nice Sword! One-hand, leaf-shaped Blade... *She touches The Blade, her Smile fading a bit* wait a minute...

*with one swipe she Takes The Sword from Jaune's Hand. He is Surprised, because he was holding It Very fiercefully, and she Just took It off his Hand with Very simple easiness. With another look, she points his Sword at him.*

Ruby: You are not a Witch Hunter!

Jaune: I am!

Ruby: Liar! This is The Sword of a squire Witch Hunter! And look at your armor! Its... Rusty.

*Jaune Bite his underlip, taking off his helmet and revealing his beautiful Young face and short Blonde Hair. Ruby looks at him with a small light in her eyes, but Jaune is blushing in Shame.*

Jaune: Fine. Its True. Im still a Witch Hunter apprentice. I Heard that you were in these Woods so i came to find you. Maybe i could show Master Glynda that i am more than Just... A Clumsy Stupid Boy.

Ruby: Wow she is so cruel to you...

Jaune: Everyone is. Im trying so hard to prove myself but i cant even kill a Witch! End me Quick, Please.

*Ruby look at Jaune face with an Innocent expression. Then she throws his Sword away and lifts him above The ground, an impressive feat for someone so short in comparison to the young Witch Hunter apprentice.*

Ruby: Up and Go, and with me you Go.

Jaune: Hey Hey Hey put me down!

Ruby: Nope. You are now Mine. The Witch Hunters look like bad Guys. So im gonna be the good Guy in your life!

Jaune: But i dont want to be friends with a Witch! Im a Witch Hunter.

Ruby: Too bad that you are Very pretty for me to care~

Jaune: Somebody help me!

Ruby: Scream all you want. These Woods are so thick no one will Hear you.

*as They disappear in The Woods, 3 lights shine in The sky. One yellow, one White and one Black. Those 3 lights all Go for The same Direction in The Woods. Those are also 3 Witches, who dont know Their friend Ruby is bringing their mortal enemy with them...*

TO BE CONTINUED...

SOUP

Blake: What is this?

Yang: Soup. Ruby and Jaune made for me.

Blake: It smells good. Can i taste it?

Yang: I would not.

Blake: Come on, it cant be that bad.

Yang: Its not bad, its delicious. *She takes a spoon* Its just too...

*Blake put her mouth on the spoon, drinking it. Suddenly...*

Blake: AAAAHHHHHH *Spitting fire*

Yang: ...Too Spicy.

Blake: I NEED MILK!!!!!!!

Jaune: *Watching with Ruby in the Kitchen* I told you we shouldnt put that much Hot sauce.

Ruby: But Yang loves it hot!

Blake: AND I DO NOT!!!!!!!

I am too big for the fridge! I cant partake on the party!

We're putting Rat in one of these as time out.

I dont like Netflix Bridgertons. I prefer The books.

Today i come here to say...

I FUCKING HATE SYIR! SHE IS AN ABUSER AND A MONSTER! AND THE AUTHOR RESPONSE TO ANYONE TRYING TO GET HER IS THIS:

And The fact Lily Orchard still didnt give her what she fucking deserves in Pokemadhouse. In The Wikia of Pokemadhouse is revealed Syir is ABUSING Diantha, and What The Main character do? NOTHING.

In fact is Very revolting that The Main character of The comic, C!Lily, LITERALLY SNITCHES AN ABUSE VICTIM BACK TO ITS ABUSER!

@Lily-Orchard you are an abuse Victim, right? Why are you letting an abuser Win? Its because its a Female one like YOU?!

The message you are passing with memes like these and The Wikia are That abuse Victims should not try to escape or call for help because NO ONE WILL HELP!

You think people hate you because you are trans.

But look at you fucking write.