Imagine If The Oceans Were Replaced By Forests And If You Went Into The Forest The Trees Would Get Taller

In an Alternative Universe...

Beacon, Training Grounds

Second Day of the Evil RWBY Alternates Invasion

Evil Alternative Yang: *Breaking another Fake Penny Robot.* Oh man, if it were so easy to take a polendina out...

Fake Robot Penny: Well, i had to be creative to fight you!

Evil Yang: Yeah you had. But fortunally for me, i heard your snorting coming very close to HERE!

*Evil Yang punches a Wall, grabbing Penny by the neck and lifting her above the ground. As she smiles, suddenly her face gets punched by a glowing fist. Jaune is there, with his aura activated, panting as he stands between Pennt and Evil Yang*

Jaune: Penny, get Nora and Ren and leave this place!

Penny: I wont leave you!

Jaune: You must to!

Nora: Im sorry, Penny *Carrying her and Ren out of the place*

Evil Yang: Oh look who is there... A young hero.

Jaune: I am not a hero... *Entering in position* Just someone who is gonna kick your faker ass out.

Evil Yang: The Yang from this timeline must be such a wimp to let you stay alive!

*Evil Yang attacks Jaune with powerful punches, Jaune protecting himself with his shield and trying to cut Evil Yang with his sword. Suddenly, Evil Yang breakes Jaune Sword with a powerful fire shot, destroying his armor with another punch and shooting Fire straight on his chest, exposing his ribs. Jaune screams in pain as Evil Yang takes his shield away, grabbing his neck. She smiles, wickedly.*

Evil Yang: I am gonna make you die slowly. While your aura restores your weak body, im gonna go after your team and rip them limb by limb.

Jaune: *Bleeding through his mouth, looking at her while pressing his fingers inside his open wound, groaning* I... Will stop you...

Evil Yang: How you think you can stop me? Your semblance enhance things, not destroy them.

Jaune: Actually... This enhancement means i can enhance certain things in my body too. Like... The quantity of Water and Sodium in certain things-!

Evil Yang: Bullshit! What you have to cause such a reaction?!

Jaune: Only one thing... *He grabs her human arm, while his face starts glowing.* MY ENTIRE FUCKING SKELETON, DUMBASS!

*Outside the Beacon*

Ruby: JAUNE! *Arriving with the rest of her team*

Nora: STAY BACK! *pointing her Hammer at them*

Penny: Stop! They are not one of them.

Weiss: Where is he? Where is Jaune?

*They all remain Silent, as Ruby kneels down on ground, looking at the burning explosion site with a horrified expression, tears flowing through her face. Blake and Yang hold themselves close, while Weiss look at the place with her mouth covered by her hand.*

*Penny look at them, only saying one thing.*

Penny: Im sorry.

I can do worse

My fanfic where her Empire falls is even better the Sith Resurgence cânon

Lily Orchard, if you're reading this: The Last Jedi is 1000000x better then your crappy fanfiction The Sith Resurgence. Rose Tico is far, far greater character then your fascist Sith waifu Darth Amorosa. Heck, even Astarion, N and Hunter combined are superior to Darth Amorosa.

Why the fuck does she need to have a penis?

*sees memes*

So no head

Let me get this straight; Lily made Diantha's Gardevoir into abuser and Diantha into her victim just to make one of her self-insert look more sympathetic?

Yep. She did.

I did not see that coming

But im not surprised. She didnt even watched the Gargoyles nor any bigger show

Wow, the added context to that incident is even more stupid because it shows once again how little CD understands about TV production.

There is, in fact, no set number for how long a season of a TV show is. It's dependent on how many episodes the network orders for a season and can range from 13 to 22 to even going as far 60 (first season of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.) 13 episodes for a season isn't some new thing, either. The first season of the Simpsons was 13 episodes. Hell, the first season of Family Guy only had 7.

I really don't know what CD was trying to prove here, but she exposed herself once again as being far less knowledgeable than she tries to make herself out to be.

I think the best answer to this is that she did the equivalent to screaming at a toy just because someone didnt agreed with her

you can only reblog this today

Now i get it why her fics are so bad

Lorch's Bad Structure List

Pass me a cup of tea. I need context.

Sipping tea and watching the Lily critic side of tumblr have a meltdown.

You got wanna be ACC Senate over here and Derangement syndrome over there.

You can’t police what people do or don’t do, you also can’t act like there shouldn’t be a standard to being with.

Can everyone shut up about trannies and shit? Go back to why we all found each other mayhaps? Dunk on Lorch some more.

Especially since she is floundering on yet another game and yapping (albeit rather poorly) about economics.

…. No?…

Okay then keep arguing with each other ig.

Thats a good wisdom

Gobbo of tumblr, give me your wisdom

We wouldn’t have tequila without bats

Me playing Castlevania Circle of the Moon, this was my experience in one meme